The bears have set their sights on 80600—will it be a waterfall by the time you wake up?

$BTC /USDT - SHORT

Trading Plan:
Entry: 80450.1 – 80812.9
SL: 82895.8
TP1: 78933.3
TP2: 77801.1
TP3: 76102.9

Why pay attention to this setup?
- Bearish signal on the 4-hour timeframe, with 77.4 confidence—this is no joke
- 15-minute RSI at 68.6, short-term overbought, with a clear need for a pullback
- Entry at 80631, TP1 at 78933 (-2.1%), TP2 at 77801 (-3.5%), SL at 82895 (+2.8%)
- The 1D trend is ranging, but the 4h structure is breaking down—this is the eve of the bears' launch
- ATR at 725, with

It’s terrifying—the unruly kids have already started using AI to make pornographic images of their teachers.
A male teacher in California posted a mirror selfie of himself wearing work clothes a few years ago. After students discovered the photo, they used it to create an image of him wearing underwear and posing suggestively, then posted it on TikTok and Snapchat.
The student only received an in-school suspension, but the image continued to spread.
When the teacher went to substitute at another school, someone even used AirDrop to send the pornographic image to his phone. Now he doesn’t

☀️ GM! Opened Gate this morning,
and BTC was already clocked in. ☕😂
Before we even settled in,
the chart was already wide awake. 📈
Looks like the hardest worker lately
isn’t the trader—
it’s BTC. 🐂
👇 Think BTC is working overtime again today?

8.25 Midday Market View: BTC/ETH 1-Hour Timeframe
The 1-hour Bollinger Bands are opening upward, with the overall market maintaining a range-bound upward trend; after surging to a recent high, the price saw a minor pullback and shakeout. Selling pressure was limited during the pullback, after which bulls exerted force again and the price continued to rise. In terms of volume, buying dominated the rebound while volume contracted during the pullback, with bullish momentum prevailing. The middle Bollinger Band serves as the key short-term support, while the upper band represents strong resistance

In this morning’s move, the kong near the 4690 high exited at 4644
A spatial luodai of nearly 50 dian; sometimes there is no need for too much explanation—the results will speak for themselves
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JUST IN: Tesla $TSLA is down 3.8% to $348.95.

8/25 Gold first trade: 10.63 points, 3189 oil!
This week’s new partners: 12,000 oil, currently at 36,400 oil!

At one point, Machi(@machibigbrother) was liquidated until he had less than $60K left in his account.
Now, his account balance has grown nearly 200x, and he has opened massive $113M in $BTC and $ETH longs.
Current positions:
23,350 $ETH($59M)
668 $BTC($54M)

GM Friends
Can I Get GM Back?🔙💫🖤

JUST IN: Arthur Hayes says Maelstrom Fund is fully invested with Bitcoin, ETH and related tokens as core bets, at “maximum risk exposure.” He suggests BTC could rise on U.S. dollar liquidity shifts, but warns volatility and no-leverage for casual traders. $BTC $ETH

This move is so straightforward I don’t even have to think—the account is throwing its own party. When I opened the chart this morning and saw the surge, my first reaction was to rub my eyes and make sure I wasn’t seeing things. The key level held, and the overnight dip failed to break through it, despite the momentum that had built up during several days of bottom consolidation. That showed someone was deliberately defending this level. I called for opening longs right then, and those already on board should have laughed themselves awake.
The move from 0.2782 to 0.2259 has already delivered a

This trend didn’t even require me to think—the account was partying on its own. A few days ago, the rebound was weak in the early morning, overhead resistance was obvious, and every push upward fell just short. The intraday upper shadow was ridiculously long, so I locked in a short on $UNITREE right then. Entered at 97.209 and held it all the way to 86.846, +511.55%. Feeling great, brothers. I took 80% off the table first and set the remaining 20% at breakeven, letting the profits run on their own. Even if a rebound takes me out, it won’t hurt. I’d rather miss a limit-up than catch a falling k

$UNITREE Unitree’s underlying stock was still being pumped at today’s open, only to be beaten back down time and again—hahaha. The retail traders who followed in are the ones suffering; even those just looking for a short-term long trade got trapped. What a disaster!
“Watching the remote-controlled robots on the field, I thought about how I’m being remote-controlled by capital—and laughed.”

Oh my god
The iPhone 17's resale value retention is insane...
Storage prices have gone up way too much

Morning gold hit stop loss, and Luyao promptly adjusted her strategy
Immediately notified the students to reverse and enter short positions; still holding！！！#BTC突破8万

USDE available liquidity on Aave Ethereum grew 26.2% in seven days.
$231.6M to $292.1M.
@ethena

A few days ago, I was still calculating whether I had enough money for instant noodles this month; this morning, I was already wondering whether to add sausage.

While everyone was still watching from the sidelines, $ICNT lacked sufficient buying support, and every surge fell just short. The market looked like it was about to rebound, but there was actually no volume at all. I judged that another drop was coming and went short directly at 0.2129.

Now at 0.1147, +908.19% secured. I got the timing right, so staying up late wasn’t in vain. This was a satisfying meal—I can afford to treat myse

The National Assembly has officially passed the amended Law on Anti-Money Laundering, officially placing crypto assets under supervision now, folks. What’s coming was bound to come.
The faint-hearted are probably freaking out after hearing this, but from my perspective, this is actually a good signal for the long term. With fewer scammy empty promises in the market, major players can only feel confident investing in legitimate businesses when there’s a proper legal framework in place.
That said, the era of freely transferring money around with no one asking questions is probably coming to an e