A single statement sent Bitcoin up by more than 1,000 points
But it is all thunder and no rain—the way it keeps looking like it may rise but doesn't is truly greedy
Don't be influenced; our strategy remains unchanged: stay bearish and short
Trading suggestion: short at 78-785, with a target near 76
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This was purely the market feeling good and casually scattering some gold coins, which happened to land right on my head. I actually came to my senses when the screen turned completely green—the ones who needed to run have already finished running, and the rest are all pretending to be dead. Trading volume is getting lower and lower; with volume shrinking this much, there’s simply no one to catch it if it goes up. As usual, I entered the short at 0.028297, and it’s now at 0.026349, $BAS +135.54%. This feels damn good—the people on board should all be waking up laughing.

First close 80%, then

Gate Futures adds and launches a dedicated Robinhood section: $AINVDA , $MICRODUCK , $SPACEHOOD , $MOO , $BONER
🔹 Trading pairs: $AINVDA / $USDT, $MICRODUCK / $USDT, $SPACEHOOD / $USDT, $MOO / $USDT, $BONER / $USDT
🔹 Trading hours: Now open
🔹 Supports 1–10x leverage, trading bots, and copy trading
Popular Robinhood Chain Memes are all gathered here, using futures to capture narratives around AI, robots, chips, and space
Trade $AINVDA: https://www.gate.com/zh/futures/USDT/AINVDA_USDT
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Uniswap cleared 7 million swaps in a single day for the first time.
Daily transaction counts are at an all time high across the protocol.
Every one of those swaps pays a fee, and the fees have to land somewhere.
BULLISH FOR $UNI

The Nasdaq Composite has now traded below 27,000 for 64 straight sessions.
It sits 3.2% under its record 27,094 from June 2026.

【$BTC Signal】1H/4H MACD bullish expansion, buy the dip and go long
$BTC 1H/4H MACD expanding in the same direction, with the 4H histogram turning positive at 47.01 and the 1H histogram expanding to 52.07. RSI is 59.32 on 1H and 51.96 on 4H, with neither in overbought territory. Bollinger Bands are opening upward, and the price is above the 4H middle band. Depth imbalance is -70.56%, with heavy sell orders above; a breakout requires volume support. OI is stable, and the funding rate is 0.0063%.
🎯Direction: Long
⚡Entry/Limit Order: 77719.640 - 77953.500
🛑Stop Loss: 77173.965
🚀Target 1: 79122.

$CRCL $Coin
Almost all of it was bought near the bottom earlier
It has already become a daily-chart-level rebound
I didn't hold on
There is no cure for regret
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How can young people in contemporary China break out of their predicament?
1. Give up fantasies about marriage
2. After your savings exceed $300,000, continue accumulating wealth and explore ways to increase your returns
3. See through society’s cannibalistic nature
4. Do not easily trust your brain; it evolved strong social submissiveness and herd mentality to conserve energy
5. Saving face is worthless in 90% of industries
6. Eating, drinking, having fun, and gaming are not financially ruinous; on the contrary, they are the least expensive activities in modern society
7. Your value lies not

🇲🇽💰 Bitcoin vs. The “Hidden Tax”
Mexican billionaire Ricardo Salinas Pliego argues that fiat inflation acts like a “hidden tax,” gradually reducing the purchasing power of workers’ savings.
His answer? Buy and hold Bitcoin. ₿
Whether you agree or not, his message highlights a key Bitcoin narrative: a limited-supply asset as a potential hedge against currency debasement and long-term loss of purchasing power.
Inflation takes quietly. Bitcoin gives people another option.
#Bitcoin #BTC #Crypto #Inflation

Instead of throwing money into the market, why not spend the time and effort learning? Learning costs you nothing; instead, it will help you face every market rise and fall with greater composure!

The last five Adler AM briefs paint a clear picture.
Weighted Editorial Score: -53🩸
0 bullish
2 neutral
3 bearish
The bearish bias remains firmly in place.

#WhaleLiquidatesHYPEFor132MProfit
Whale Liquidates HYPE for $132M Profit: What This Massive Move Really Means for Hyperliquid
The crypto market is once again watching a major whale move, and this time the spotlight is on HYPE, the native token of Hyperliquid. The headline “Whale Liquidates HYPE for $132M Profit” immediately sounds dramatic, but the real story goes much deeper than a whale simply selling tokens. A realized profit of approximately $132 million represents an extraordinary outcome from one position, and it raises an important question for the entire HYPE market: Is this the begin

Missed $HYPE and $LIT , without $ASTER .

Driven by jobless claims data, gold broke through resistance around 4470. If gold can stabilize above 4470, it will charge toward 4700#黄金 #伦敦金 $XAUUSD

Although Doubao is the best at putting on an act and fooling people, it is also the large language model best at comforting people on the entire internet.

Many dark-horse rallies quietly begin when no one is paying attention. Recently, $SCRT has generally been consolidating at low levels, with limited market heat, while most capital has been focused on popular tokens.
Looking back at the market backdrop over the past few days, the project team has recently released news related to ecosystem development. In addition, after a prolonged period of sideways trading, the small-cap token has seen its weak hands thoroughly shaken out, with chips gradually becoming concentrated. After the broader market stabilized, short-term capital began flowing back

🚀 $MEGA Falling Wedge Breakout: Price breaks multi-month falling wedge structure, targeting $0.0680.

$USELESS UNIPICS prepared for this rise 5 months ago, accumulating tokens. Now it needs liquidity to distribute these tokens and take its profit. There is now a call to go to slaughter; if you agree, buy right now and provide liquidity to the whales.