I was just about to go rant on the forum, but then I saw my balance and thought, forget it—the market is always right. A few days ago in the afternoon, $BTC the rebound lacked momentum, resistance above was obvious, and volume failed to follow at all—it reeked of a bull trap.

I opened a short position with the trend at 77595.3. The logic was simple: every push upward fell just short; if nobody bids into the move, it’s just a pointless pump💤 A friend who wasn’t in a position at the time asked if they could chase the long, and I said don’t touch it—this wasn’t a trade to take.

Now at 77489

Did nothing—just went to the restroom, and when I came back, the candlestick chart had already done the work for me. With the screen glowing green, I stared at $PUMP ’s order book, and the more I looked, the more something seemed off: the rebound was weak, resistance overhead was obvious, and volume hadn’t followed. I said right then that something might be about to happen.
Sure enough, just as expected, PUMP headed straight down. The short entered at 0.004915 is now at 0.004602, +482.59%. This profit feels great; everyone on board should be waking up laughing.
I adjusted the position along the

The market took a hit after the Jackson Hole speech! 📉
The crypto market fell by about 2.4%, bringing its market cap to $2.63 trillion, while Bitcoin $BTC fell about 3.3% to around $77,700.
The pressure began after Kevin Warsh’s speech at Jackson Hole, especially since he confirmed that inflation is still high without giving any clear indication regarding an interest rate cut.
💥 Over the past 24 hours, liquidations reached around $490 million, with about 75% of them being long positions.
👀 Markets are now starting to price in the possibility of an interest rate hike in September… and this c

This move doesn’t even require me to think—the account is dancing on its own. When the dump hit during the morning session, $FARTCOIN ’s rebound was sluggish, with volume failing to follow and buying support completely falling apart. My judgment at the time was simple: heavy selling pressure and a weak rebound—an obvious bull trap.
FARTCOIN gave the answer directly today. The short opened at 0.21184 is now at 0.19409, +644.88%. The guys on board are probably laughing out loud—staying up was worth it, and the timing of this move was spot-on.
As for the trade, here’s a quick update: I’ve closed 8

#BTCBackAbove81000 🚨 BTC BACK ABOVE $81,000 — A KEY MOMENT FOR THE CRYPTO MARKET
Bitcoin (BTC) has moved back above the $81,000 level, putting renewed attention on the world’s largest cryptocurrency and raising an important question for traders: Is this the beginning of a stronger recovery, or simply another short-term relief rally?
Why $81,000 Matters
The $81,000 level can act as an important psychological and technical reference point. Reclaiming a major round-number level often attracts additional market attention, particularly when supported by rising trading volume and stronger momentum

No trades, no analysis—just sheer luck. I’m embarrassed even to mention these results. 😅
With the whole screen glowing green, $ETH bounced for a short stretch, but the volume failed to follow, making it obvious this was just a one-day trip. I casually opened a short then, placing an order at 2463.85 without much hope. It then ground its way down to 2424.52, and +281.93% was credited. I’m honestly worried the market will figure it out tomorrow and blacklist me. This trade felt amazing—I can afford a good meal. I even went to make a cup of coffee, and when I came back, it had dropped nicely on

Apple (AAPL) daily chart: Higher highs and higher lows confirmed. Volume supports the breakout above recent resistance. Bullish bias remains.

Looks like we won’t be getting paid today....
Seems we’ll have to wait until September 11 to get paid 🫪

ETF NET INFLOW
$BTC: +3,006 BTC (~$238M)
$ETH: +88,938 ETH (~$223M)
$SOL $56M
Total Net Inflow into Crypto ETF:
+$567,070,000

I just switched the software to the background, and it dropped in an instant. Is it playing hide-and-seek with me? 😏
While everything else was running, $UNI was still stubbornly holding on. Every push upward fell just short, and the volume failed to follow. Nobody was willing to take it higher—clearly a bull trap. This kind of price action is classic: repeated bull traps followed by a sudden reversal. I opened a short position, entered at 4.485, and then went about my business. To be honest, I barely watched this trade. When I came back, the price had already fallen to 4.368, and +190.05% wa

This profit has me feeling both thrilled and uneasy, worried that the market will catch on tomorrow and blacklist me. During the repeated intraday swings, $SUI fell just short every time it pushed higher, while selling pressure was both strong and relentless, clearly showing resistance at elevated levels. I said at the time not to chase longs in this kind of structure; once it naturally failed to move higher, it would come back down. From entering at 1.0045 to now, with the current price at 0.7379, the return is +1280.05%. With the timing right, this trade has been very satisfying.

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This move is so obvious I don’t even need to think—the account is dancing on its own. During the repeated intraday swings, PEPE failed to break through every time it pushed higher, with clear resistance overhead and no follow-through in volume. It was obvious nobody was taking the offer. This wasn’t accumulation; it reeked of a bull trap. I went {s VIEW_SIDE_ACTION} at the time, entering at 0.000003530.
It’s now at 0.000003673, with profits directly at +287.64%. Feels good, brothers 😎. The rhythm of this move has been steady, from consolidation to the plunge, all within expectations—we’re sim

No big-picture vision, I can’t hold, the profit on this trade was paper-thin, but I loved every bit of it. Whatever, I’ll take it. ❤️
 
While everyone was still waiting on the sidelines, I saw clear resistance overhead. Every push upward fell just short, and volume failed to follow. This kind of false-breakout setup is perfect for entering a short position. This level was practically a freebie, so I jumped in at 1586.69—decisive direction, no hesitation whatsoever.
 
Looking at the chart now, $SNDK ’s 1480.89 is already lower than when I entered. 📉 Return: +473.12%. Nailed it—time for a good

This trend doesn’t even require me to think—the account is out there partying on its own🕺 While everyone else was exiting, I kept my eyes on $SKYAI that key rebound level, and the more I watched, the more something felt off, as if a mountain were pressing down from above. The rebound was weak, sell orders kept coming in wave after wave, volume didn’t pick up at all, and every push upward was just short of breaking through. I tried a short at 0.07390, catching the rhythm perfectly and striking decisively. Now at 0.05289, +695.83% is in the bag—feels really good. This grind wasn’t for nothing;

Make your money in crypto now.
Because soon you’ll be trading against AI-powered Tesla Optimus robots in their owners’ basements.
Good luck.

End of month payouts today :)
Enjoy the weekend fam ❤️

BREAKING: Arbitrum led all chains in stablecoin growth over the past 24 hours, adding $109 million.
More than double Solana’s, per Token Terminal.