Other people’s lives: private jets, luxury hotels, huge amounts of cash.
My life: turning soil, watering plants, harvesting vegetables!
I’m so happy because I saved another 10 yuan on groceries today!
Sigh! You still have to budget carefully to become rich.🙄

: A man who turned "hitching onto hot topics" into a business model
Crypto folks may not have seen his full "track record," but these four incidents are still the most talked-about👇
🍌 Bought a banana for $6.24 million and ate it on the spot. TRX pumped 40% the next day. The ROI of a single banana beats 99% of marketing companies.
🍽️ Buffett lunch: won the auction → hyped it up → missed it due to kidney stones → became the talk of the internet → apologized → made it up six months later. The traffic from one meal was enough to last an entire year.
🚀 Paid $28 million for a seat in space, then

With this price action, I don't even need to use my brain—the account is dancing on its own.
During the repeated intraday swings, I was watching the volume. Without volume following through, the rebound lacked strength, and there was selling pressure everywhere above—so why push higher? Just wait to short. I mentioned it when the sell-off started in the morning, and those who listened should be quietly celebrating now.
$KALSHI From 24.800 down to 17.309, +306.22% secured. Feeling great, guys—the timing on this move was spot-on.
I’m managing the position by the rules: close 70% first, and prote

JUST IN: Ansem argues 2017 altcoins are basically meme coins with whitepapers, while today's meme coins trade on attention—and his bullish stance on meme coins is higher than ever. $DOGE / $MEME (ticker as relevant if implied)

JUST IN: SIMD-0437 Phase 1 goes live on Solana testnet, targeting a 90% cut in storage costs once all phases are deployed. If sustained, this could lower on-chain rent for accounts and apps, easing deployment frictions. $SOL

??️ Paraguay's energy crisis deepens as Bitcoin mining devours 30% of its power supply! That’s the output of 1.5 turbines from the Itaipu dam! 🌀 How will this impact $BTC ’s future? #EnergyCrisis

August 28, 2026 (Friday) BTC Futures Technical Analysis
The current BTC spot/perpetual futures price is approximately within the $79,700–80,300 range (real-time prices are subject to the order book). After reaching approximately $80,800–81,300 on August 27, the price has consolidated at elevated levels. The overall strong rebound structure from approximately $62k–64k in mid-August has strengthened further, with the monthly gain now exceeding 25–27%.
The following is a multi-timeframe technical overview (based on public charts and indicator data, for reference only and not investment advice).
I

$AMD SHORT
Entry: 472.58 – 472.82
Stop Loss: 482.15
TP: 468.92 - 458.52 - 451.91

#StrategySharesBreak135ForFirstTimeIn12Weeks
Strategy (NASDAQ: MSTR) Breaks $135 for the First Time in 12 Weeks — What Could Come Next?
For nearly three months, Strategy (NASDAQ: MSTR) faced strong selling pressure around the $135 area. Several previous attempts to move above this level failed, but this week the stock finally moved through the zone and closed above it. This is an important technical development because a long-standing resistance level can become a new support area when buyers successfully maintain price above it.
The latest price action has been strong. Strategy is trading ar

solana:2zMMhcVQEXDtdE6vsFS7S7D5oUodfJHE8vd1gnBouauv 👀 Something BIG is coming soon. Keep your eyes on it. 🚀
You don’t want to miss what’s next. 🔥

Seeing #Jing Tian's nail clippers go on-chain, I think Brother Sun is still missing a cigar—and this solana:3P6WB3hifQ9Z38Ja5qNuaETkgstJUWmP6vf58aYupump had already been prepared.
I looked through the official website and NFT, and the level of completion is quite high; it doesn't look hastily thrown together. What's more interesting is that it follows the RWA+MEME model: MEME captures attention, while real, scarce assets such as Cuban cigars that appreciate over the long term provide everyone with a foundation of trust.
There are also NFT minting and synthesis mechanics planned, and solana:3P6

When Jing Tian filmed this racing game commercial, Brother Sun was still a 17-year-old high school boy.
Who wouldn’t have had a three-year crush on him in high school? Even now, I still like him...

I was just about to go to the forum and rant, but then I saw my balance and thought, forget it—the market is always right. When the market was dumped at the open, I said the rebound was weak, with no one willing to buy into it and volume failing to follow through; shorting was basically free points. I set a short order at 0.0001670 and directly captured this pullback. Now at 0.0000556, +1311.08%—the timing was spot-on, and this profit feels great.

The market always humbles those who refuse to accept reality, especially the ones who think they are the smartest. First close 80% to lock in prof

ETH Contract Technical Analysis — August 28, 2026 (Friday)
The current ETH spot/perpetual contract price is approximately $2,510–$2,520 (real-time price subject to the order book). After reaching approximately $2,560–$2,565 on August 27, the price consolidated at high levels. Overall, the strong rebound structure from approximately $1,870–$1,920 in mid-August remains intact, with the weekly gain still exceeding 25–30%.
The following is a multi-timeframe technical analysis (based on publicly available charts and indicator data, for reference only and not investment advice).
I. Short Term (Daily

Midday outlook: intraday ETH, detailed gold analysis, with take-profit and stop-loss levels
Yesterday, both the intraday ETH and gold trades made substantial profits. The altcoin hype short and the xmr short also profited; only the vet trade hit its stop loss.
The cc long opened this morning is still in floating profit.
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Stop once the point is made; hit wherever I point. Above 80,800, blindly short, with over a thousand points of room. Just ask whether Yifan’s level-based strategy is accurate or not.#BTC #ETH #BTC走势分析

Why is Hui Ka Yan so extravagant...

$B /USDT Perp – "Breakdown Below AVL – Short"**
**Trading Plan Short $BR
Entry: 0.2535 – 0.2540
SL: 0.2560
TP1: 0.2510
TP2: 0.2490
BR is down -7.61% at 0.25299, rejected below the EMA5 (0.25277) and the 0.25470 yellow resistance. MACD is turning bearish. TP targets the 0.24793 low. SL above 0.2560.
#Gate7DayNetInflowsTop3