Unfortunately, mfers frontrunned stonkbroker's launchpad
Sorry if someone lost money but always wait for official announcements! Wait for the team's confirmation for your acts. Even they might be hacked by someone else because they're too hyped.
Good luck for all the work @OxSimpleFarmer sir!

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7-day trial; the task is gone after just a few messages.
Overall advantages:
Comes with its own computer, making it ideal for running programs.
Fast computer browser performance.
Fast AI response and coding speed.
Disadvantages:
Cannot set up or use a VPN.
Cannot reinstall the system.

$TOAD has bottomed
Higher 🐸

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BEAR MARKET? 🐻
Some coins are still pumping.
The real bull run starts when nobody expects it.
#Crypto #Bitcoin #Altcoins

SlowFish has been stagnant for so many days, and there’s finally some profit-taking. Those with weak conviction who mine, withdraw, and sell are redeeming early and dumping. I think this is a healthy pullback. Those continuing to stake their minted coins are still buying the dip. For anyone not yet in, this is definitely a good time to get in. #slowfish

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bitcoin:native
Long

#ETH is something special , just needs some TLC to make memes POP🫡
Anti-snipers ✅
Add LP feature ✅
Burn tokens feature✅
No 3rd parties, just simple !

👀👀 they know $Woof.

$67 is getting interesting. 🧐
I took a closer look at @sixsevenapp and the current numbers caught my attention.
Here’s what the chart is showing:
• ~$29.1M market cap
• ~$349K liquidity
• ~$284K 24H volume
• 6,211 transactions
• 3,764 buys vs 2,447 sells
• 2,652 buyers vs 1,511 sellers
• $142K buy volume vs $141K sell volume
• +1.53% over 24H
The interesting part?
There are significantly more buyers than sellers, but the actual buy/sell volume is almost perfectly balanced.
That tells me there is strong participation around $67, but sellers are still absorbing a lot of the buying pressure.
An

Cisco beats on FY27 revenue and AI orders, but after-hours dips ~4% as stock trades at $118.8. If this pace sustains, AI demand could help earnings visibility next year. $CSCO

Jotchua holders will experience this feeling soon

ethereum:0x514910771af9ca656af840dff83e8264ecf986ca
What do you see!

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Chase a chicken empty-handed, and it will run;
Hold a handful of rice, and the chicken will come.
Don’t get smug—the chicken doesn’t love you, but the rice in your hand.
Without rice, you don’t exist in its eyes;
Feed it until it’s full, and it will turn and leave, laying eggs behind your back.
Show the rice to the chicken, but don’t readily let it eat.
But if you keep showing it without feeding it, it will leave too.
Scattering a little at the right time is the key to keeping it around for the long term.
Rather than pleasing the chicken, save up more rice.
Sincerity can’t keep a chicken; what

A dormant whale moved ~1,770 BTC from Gemini after two years, now carrying an unrealized loss around $19.8M. Could signal reshuffling risk or readiness to realize gains. $BTC