Be the Director of the FBI.
Feb 4, 2026
- An anonymous account called "ifindretards" posts your official portrait
- Caption: "His retard rating just went to all time highs. Congratulations Kash."
Feb 5, 2:42 PM
- You text the link to Ben Williamson, your assistant director for public affairs
2:44 PM
- Williamson: it's an "Epstein didn't kill himself" bot account
- You: "277k responses are not bots"
- You: find them, and post our record year results back at them all, continuously
- You: have they been doing that
2:45 PM
- Williamson: that's views, it's 400 responses. a real visible tweet gets 5

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【$KOMA Signal】Long | 1H volume explosion, upper band resistance awaiting breakout
$KOMA After surging to 0.016371 on the 1H, the price pulled back; the current price of 0.015948 is hugging the Bollinger upper band at 0.0159, while the 4H upper band at 0.0160 is exerting resistance. The MACD red bars on the 1H/4H are expanding simultaneously, with buying pressure continuing to push prices higher; 1H RSI is 76.46, indicating short-term overheating. The order book depth ratio is 0.94, with selling pressure slightly prevailing; the funding rate is 0.0248%, OI is stable, and chasing capital has not

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#GateAugustTransparencyReport 🚨 TRANSPARENCY IS BECOMING THE REAL COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGE IN CRYPTO — AND GATE’S AUGUST REPORT MAKES ONE THING CLEAR
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For years, the crypto industry has talked about transparency, security, user protection, reserves, accountability, and responsible growth. But as the global market becomes increasingly competitive, users are asking a more important question:
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What matters is what you think

$PAIR opened a position at the bottom, securing 0.6.

$BTC Surfaces with an aggressive long setup 💎
Smart money is piling up $BTC like a freight train, and whales are loading up on $VVV and $ZEC to fuel the bullish wave. 🦈📊 The order block at the recent highs has already absorbed selling pressure, paving the way for a clear upward push.
Volume spikes on the 4H chart are flashing green, and RSI is flirting with overbought territory—a classic sign that buyers are turning the tables and hunting for liquidity. ⚡💡 Expect a rapid upward move if the next wave continues.
💬 Are you ready to ride the next surge, or are you waiting for the tide to c

This $MAGMA short was opened only after waiting for the rebound to face resistance. I entered short around 0.41077, with the stop-loss above the previous high. The logic was simple: there was no continuation after the false breakout. This structure is more comfortable than chasing a short, and the risk is also clear.

During the holding period, the price fluctuated downward. There were rebounds along the way, but the key levels kept getting lower. I took 80% profit at 0.25216, +760.66%, and will see whether the rest can break to a new low. Before the target is reached, I won't panic over just

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I was just about to curse it out, but then I looked at the account and thought, forget it—let it rebound however it wants; I’ll keep quiet. A few days ago, in the early hours, $HOME was pushing upward, but volume failed to follow and buying support was insufficient. The pressure overhead was overwhelming, so it directly signaled a short. From 0.00899 all the way down to 0.0055, +2754.55% delivered the answer. The sleepless nights were worth it.

Under pressure at the highs, the short position is being realized as planned. Close 80% first and protect the remaining 20% at the entry price. If t

$BTW paving the way to richness, one bit at a time.

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#ETH Ethereum at $2,522.93: The Breakout Needs Confirmation
Ethereum is showing strong recovery momentum, trading around $2,522.93, up roughly 2.25% in 24 hours and 2.68% over seven days, with market capitalization near $306.6B.
ETH recently broke above $2,600 and reached $2,666 before pulling back, making the $2,600-$2,666 region the most important area for the next move.
My view is cautiously bullish, but I would not chase the market after such a sharp leveraged rally.
The move was supported by strong trading activity, institutional demand and a major derivatives reset.
Around $112M of ET

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BREAKING: Markets are bleeding red as the August CPI data drops. $BTC just slipped down to 77,000 USD.
Quick facts on this dip:
📌 Interest rate hike odds now sit near 70%.📌 $BTC fell 5% this week.📌 Major altcoins are struggling, with $ZEC down 10% today.
Are we looking at a deeper correction or a buy the dip opportunity?
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The $HEMI short position was entered at 0.016097 and held to around 0.006884, +1127.05%. From the very beginning, this trade was based on resistance at the highs, not on expecting a crash. When the direction is right, holding patiently is more comfortable than entering and exiting frequently.

After entry, the market did not move particularly quickly and shook out traders several times, but the protection level was never moved. I’m now closing 80% first, while letting the remaining 20% follow the protection level without trying to guess the top. I’ve experienced plenty of this kind of shakeou