this should be considered funny or educative?

This was purely the market slipping up and picking the wrong direction, conveniently handing me a hot meal.
While everyone else was running, $GIGGLE was still stubbornly forcing its way upward, somehow getting pulled up despite such heavy sell pressure—it looked fake. The baiting-long scent was too strong, so I added to my short at 37.84 and waited for the show to end. Looking at it now, the price has already been pushed down to 34.92, with +370.34% secured. This round of staying up was worth it.
I took 80% off the table and set protection for the remaining 20%, letting it decide for itself h

I originally planned to cut it and call it a day, but it turned around on its own and handed the meat back. 🍖

While everyone else was running, $XNY was still grinding at the top. Every push higher found no buyers, with the sell wall pressing down the whole time. The guys on board must be waking up laughing—the earlier grind was truly tedious, but the result is truly sweet. I opened a short at 0.007953, betting that a move without volume couldn’t go far. It’s now at 0.006192, with 80% secured. 😎

As for the trade: close 70% first, and move the stop-loss on the remaining 30% back to breakev

GM,
Happy to see that you don't always need top followed people on FOMO to buy your bags in order to run...
$WELOVECATS has a seasoned CTO team behind it. O.G people that have had a holding time above 1yr (!) Back in the 2021 bullrun...
Combine the diamond hands with a narrative that will make more and more sense as the mcap rises - then you have something to watch out for imo.
So in short:
Cat meta.
Robinhood chain.
Vlad tweet (just as with cashcat)
Diamond holders.
Early innings of the bullrun.
Future looks bright✅️

【$STAR Signal】Short + huge volume with a long 1H upper wick, sell-side pressure dominates
$STAR The 1H upper wick spiked to 0.06723 before dumping 30.11 million in volume, with the current price at 0.05643, order book depth at -61.92%, and a bid-to-ask depth ratio of 0.24.
4H RSI 27.38, 1H RSI 45.07, rebound volume shrinking. The 1H MACD red bars are shortening, while 4H bearish momentum is easing. On the Bollinger Bands, the 1H price fell below the middle band at 0.0581, while the 4H middle band at 0.0652 is acting as resistance. Funding rate is positive at 0.0352%, and OI is stable. Sell or

#GateMeme
$PONS vs $LAPTOP
Two meme coins, two completely different situations.
$PONS is trading around $0.56, with roughly $396M market cap and more than $152M in 24H volume. Its all-time high is around $0.97, meaning PONS is currently about 43% below its peak. The important part is that PONS already has a substantial market, deep trading activity and a price history that gives us meaningful levels to work with.
$LAPTOP is around $0.42 in the latest live snapshot, but the price itself is almost meaningless without looking at the volatility behind it. The token launched at a tiny initial pric

🇬🇧 BREAKING: The UK House of Lords voted 194 to 138 to force the Treasury to write a national crypto strategy, over the government's own objection.
Most headlines stop there, so here's what the vote actually does.
Amendment 88, moved by Conservative peer Baroness Neville-Rolfe, was added to the Financial Services and Markets Bill on Sept 9. If it survives, the Treasury has to publish and consult on a strategy covering crypto, stablecoins, tokenized securities and settlement within 12 months of the bill becoming law.
Labour opposed it. 127 Labour peers voted against, and the government's line

My overall experience with Hypernova has been positive easily a 9/10 prop firm so far.
It’s still in beta, but the features are already looking 🔥
Been trading on their platform for almost 2 weeks and honestly, it’s been great.
• Instant withdrawals
• Got funded in 1 minute
• $XAU & $NQ leverage is pretty insane compared to other firms offering daily payouts
• My $16 withdrawal was sent in literally 1 minute
Obviously, quality comes with a price, but these are the kinds of features that make you want to trade with a firm.
Eventually, my own mistakes caught up with me and I blew the funded acco

$QCOM
After reaching the H+S target, it started rising again. It broke 💥 the correction band

【$RAYSOL Signal】Long｜1H pullback to EMA20, short squeeze from negative funding
$RAYSOL 1H RSI 62.66, 4H MACD bullish histogram expanding, negative funding rate -0.0393%, price holds firm after pulling back to the 1H EMA20.
🎯Direction: Long
⚡Entry/limit order: 1.634382 - 1.639300
🛑Stop-loss: 1.557335
🚀Target 1: 1.762247
🚀Target 2: 1.823721
🛡️Trade management:
- Execution strategy: Reduce the position by 50% after reaching Target 1 and move the stop-loss up to breakeven. If the price falls back to the entry level, exit automatically to protect the principal.
Deeper logic: The 4H Bollinger u

SNDK Sandisk moved independently, first rebounding slightly to around our given level of 1740, then pulling back. The current retracement has firmly delivered 110 points of room!#8月核心CPI超预期 $SNDK

My hand trembled slightly when I set the stop-loss a few days ago; this morning I realized that filial piety was unnecessary. A few days ago, before bed, I watched $WDC rebound. Selling pressure was strong, trading volume was low, resistance above was obvious, and it had a strong whiff of a bull trap. I judged that it would not rise further, and my bearish view remained unchanged. When it plunged intraday, it dropped straight from 474.9 to 451.9, with shorts up +233.23%. It was truly sluggish beforehand, but the result was truly rewarding.

Being out of the market is not a sin; opening posit

I didn't even expect to break even, but it took me straight into profit. This service is seriously on point. A few days ago around dawn, $AVAAI was still oscillating back and forth, and my eyes were drying out from staring at it.
While it was repeatedly ranging intraday, I saw that AVAAI held its key level, stabilized after the pullback, and buying pressure strengthened. I had one thought at the time: the structure is still intact, so I'm bullish. A long entry was indicated around 0.008656, and the rest was left to the market.
It was still grinding when I took one last look before bed, but whe

🚨 How to Find a Real Crypto Hidden Gem and Why $FLR Is That Gem.. 👀
In this article, I explain what you should look for when trying to find a real crypto hidden gem.
I also explain why $FLR has these important qualities.
If you hold $FLR, you MUST read the article below! 👇

ETH/BTC
last cycle, there was no "true" alt szn
we will have a massive alt szn this cycle
2017 style
godspeed

Institutions are arguing nonstop, so let me break down the core logic of both the bulls and the bears.
After Apple's event, the divide on Wall Street was so wide that even I got a headache. For the same product, some analysts gave it a $400 price target, while others gave it just $263. A gap of nearly $140—the disagreement is truly astonishing.
I'll break down the core logic of both sides, and everyone can make their own judgment.
Bullish camp (optimists):
Evercore ISI's Amit Daryanani maintained a buy rating with a $365 price target. He believes the new form factor of the iPhone Duo can gener

【#OpenSky百日筑基 Day 74】⚡️
When building a project, the biggest fear is jumping from one thing to another: participating in this today, making the wrong call on that tomorrow, scattering your energy and your results.
SAFE 4.0 Zodiac: twelve tracks woven into one network, fully connecting identity, assets, payments, and governance.
OpenSky serves as the communications hub, linking collaboration across all tracks.
A unified foundation, building together without fragmentation. In the second half of Web3, truly going from the fish head to the fish tail.
And it all starts with OpenSky🌊
OpenSky #SAFE生

My most honest uPNL: friendship +∞, sleep -80%, vibes marked to market every hour. This is a meme, not an investment statement. @RareFriendsNFT