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$$BTCW.ETF
81690 is right at resistance, with bulls making up 65.6% of the long/short ratio and still stubbornly holding on. OI has instead shrunk 4.6%—volume can’t keep up, so what are you pumping for? 👀 I’m bearish here: the harder it pumps, the more likely it is to dump. Don’t wait for the waterfall to come before running; a breakdown is imminent.

$TIA Current price 0.517, 24h +15.76%, trading volume 21.2M USDT, funding rate +0.0050%, Fear & Greed Index 64 (Greed). On the moving-average front, MA5=0.5036 has crossed above MA20=0.484465, the MACD histogram at +0.003991 remains bullish, RSI 63.0 is not yet overbought, and the Bollinger upper band at 0.52355 is right overhead. Assessment: Bulls have the upper hand, but the price is already pressing against the upper band and the funding rate has turned positive, creating a short-term structure that is “strong but crowded.”
A funding rate of +0.0050% means longs must pay to hold positions,

Took a small loss in the choppy market, but this one-way move brought us all the way back. Caught the rebound too. Take it slow and keep it up.

A, b, c.
1, 2, 3.
Alts look ready to absolutely rip against BTC, and in a way that can spark another huge alt season.
The timeframe is IMMINENT!
Stay patient, looking like the last stretches here before the run 🏃‍♂️...
#Altcoins

After that oversold sweep, I caught the retracement relief from the rebound on $SOL
. It posted a strong 41% gain as it pushed toward resistance. 🚀 ⭐ 🔥 Profit: $108 Starting today, add $Q and $ZEC to your watchlist.

I originally just wanted to mooch a free breakfast, but the market handed me a short that paid for six months of dumplings. A few days ago, while the market was moving sideways at the highs in the afternoon, $ETH ’s upward pushes were getting weaker each time, and the volume failed to follow. So I flagged the short setup around 2735.31. The pressure at the highs was simply too obvious—there were no buyers on the way up. If you don’t short at a level like this, are you really going to wait until it falls to chase it?

The market gave us the answer afterward, with the price sliding all the way

$BTC Where is the capital taking a side? The answer is: bears are applying pressure in plain sight, but the funding rate has exposed the overcrowding of short positions.
Current price: 81781.9, down 1.91% over 24h. MA5=81355.4 has crossed below MA20=82324, the MACD histogram at -29.11 remains bearish, and RSI=41.0 is weak but has not reached oversold territory. The lower Bollinger Band at 80836.6 is the first support level ahead. The key factor is the funding rate of -0.0001%—the price is falling while the rate is negative, meaning short positions need to pay longs, which is a typical signal

The European Securities and Markets Authority has issued guidance that gives crypto firms operating in the European Union three months to resolve any remaining exposure to stablecoins that do not comply with the Markets in Crypto-Assets regulation. The opinion, published on October 8, 2026, directs national regulators to ensure that MiCA-licensed firms address their outstanding exposure as soon as possible and no later than January 8, 2027.
The guidance establishes a framework for how firms should handle non-compliant stablecoins during the transition period. Firms are expected to stop offerin

This isn’t a rebound—it’s CPR for my empty account, right? No, a long-position account; either way, I woke up to see the account dancing.
When I checked the chart right after lunch, $ZZZ pulled back to 0.00751 and held, buying pressure strengthened, and funds quietly entered. I didn’t wait for a big bullish candle and signaled Open Long. The view was that it was bottoming out without breaking down, so it was worth taking. Stay bullish and hold if it doesn’t break; exit if it does.
The afternoon gave us the answer directly: the price reached 0.0103, with a return of +370.06%. Feels good, broth

Dump it to 60K, make them think Bitcoin will go to 40K
Good now pump it to 82K
Let them think the bottom is in
Good now dump it to 57K and make them think its going to 40K again
Now pump it back to 87K
Good now bring out the 10/10 exec file...

$WLD has already entered oversold territory, but “it’s due for a rebound” and “it has bottomed out” are completely different things.
This time, I’m not looking at the gainers and losers list—only the price levels. The current price is 0.4803, about 4.43% away from the 1-hour support at 0.459 and about 11.16% away from the resistance at 0.5339.
My criteria are simple: only a breakout above 0.5339 followed by continuation would count as follow-through higher; a break below 0.459 invalidates the previous view. The 1-hour and 4-hour trends are both weak, with RSI at 29 and 22, respectively.
The q

$SKL Current price: 0.00533. The first resistance above is the Bollinger upper band at 0.00547, while the first support below is MA5 at 0.00512; if that level is lost, watch MA20 at 0.00473.
The bias is bullish, but this is a trend-following trade in a high-volatility environment, not a bottom-fishing trade. Reasons: MA5>MA20 shows a bullish alignment, the MACD histogram is positive, RSI at 62.8 has not yet entered the overbought zone, and the trend structure remains intact; however, the amplitude over 30 candles is close to 29.6%, volatility is extremely high, and the Fear and Greed Index at

The entry position was not good; only 6 of the 10 $ETH were bought. Readjust and place a long order at 2426. If given the opportunity, get in; if not, let it go. Expect a short-term rise. After all, Bitcoin has not broken below $80k, and it will most likely test $78k once; in an extreme case, it could also test $74k, and only then will the bull market turn upward. It just fell today, so various indicators need some short-term recovery. In the short term, we can consider a small long position, initially targeting 2550-2560, which is relatively steady and conservative. ‌

Shill me the best #memecoin to hold before the next pump 🚀

I didn’t do anything—just went to the restroom, and when I came back, that upper wick had already done the work for me. I opened the chart in the morning, and $SOL surged toward the previous high. Every push upward fell just short, with sell orders pressing it down hard, so I laid out my short plan around 120.80. At the time, I said just one thing: under pressure at the highs, volume hasn’t followed—don’t rush to catch a falling knife.

The result: from 120.80 to 109.61, this short trade delivered +860.32%. Those who were on board should have woken up laughing.

I’d rather miss a limit-up m