My workday frustration is scarier than any ghost. I feel better just coming here to curse Trump. Trump's got something wrong with his brain—he's a half-wit. 🐷🧠

LAST CHANCE @ 0.000045$. 3ULL – PLAYA3ULL GAMES | #Gaming Token
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Just spent $1800 on World Series tickets.

🚨 BULLISH: TD Cowen raises its price target for Bitcoin treasury firm Strive $ASST from $44 to $56, maintaining its BUY rating.
Strive has accumulated nearly 7,600 $BTC in just two weeks, already surpassing TD Cowen’s forecast for the entire fourth quarter.

$KEEL
The consolidation zone above couldn’t work because the index made a liquidity sweep! It could have worked! The reason it didn’t is the Iran issue! Now we’ll see whether it can consolidate in the green zone

#WarshIMFSpeech #ShareWeekly
WARSH IMF SPEECH: THREE POSSIBLE MARKET DIRECTIONS FOR THE DOLLAR, U.S. STOCKS, GOLD, AND BITCOIN
The financial markets are facing another critical test as investors assess the latest U.S. inflation data and reconsider the Federal Reserve’s next policy move. The focus is on Kevin Warsh and the potential implications of his monetary policy views for the U.S. dollar, equities, gold, and Bitcoin.
With the October 27–28 FOMC meeting approaching, investors are searching for clues about whether the Federal Reserve will maintain interest rates, consider further tightenin

You can’t understand the pain!

Retail investor: Cash secured puts are actually good now. My cash earns like 4% in a money market while it secures the put
Me: Ok so your collateral makes 4%
Retail investor: yeah free money
Me: My collateral is $VOO & $Q
Retail investor: wait... what?
Me: Yea... & the Nasdaq $Q is up 97% in the last 5 years... meanwhile you are getting 4% a year...
Retail investor: ok but in a crash...
Me: My ratios are WELL within check to be just find in a deep 50%+ crash where my base portfolio can cover all the assignments. Of course can roll too.
Retail investor: so 4% vs 12%+
Me: Every year, on the full

First, make the case for the bulls $HYPE , then the case for the bears.
The bulls need to prove there are buyers above 82.64; the bears need to prove there are no buyers after 78.48 gives way. $HYPE is currently at 79.09, down 3.38% over 24 hours. One-hour support is 78.48, resistance is 82.64, and current volume is 0.56 times the average of the last 20 bars.
Until both sides have presented all their evidence, I’m more focused on the fact that $HYPE is already oversold, but still needs to stop falling before a bottom can be confirmed. I treat oversold conditions only as a reason for a rebound,

Someone paid me $4,754 to agree to buy their $UNH shares at $350... 2 years from now
Say that out loud. It sounds crazy!
They handed me $4,754 instantly, for a PROMISE
A promise to buy a company I already love, at a price I’d be thrilled to pay
If $UNH never drops there? I keep the $4,754 for nothing
If it does? I buy a great company at a discount...& STILL keep the $4,754
& my base portfolio secured the whole trade, so no cash drag like CSP.
(my ROI is technically infinite cause it's not CSP)
Oh & I only sold this contract 2 days ago...
UNH beat earnings, raised guidance & the put is ALREADY

bro who signed up to click and made their name frankdegods LMAOOOOO

Guys I'm fine *eye twitch*. It's under control, Ziggs is FINE...

$AMP Short-term outlook: bullish, but only buy pullbacks—don't chase the price higher. Funds are shifting to the long side, but a greed index of 63 combined with a nearly 28% range over 30 candles has also increased the risk of wick-driven shakeouts.
Three reasons support this view. First, the moving-average structure is clearly bullish: MA5=0.0007664 is above MA20=0.00069635, and the MACD histogram at +8.947e-06 remains bullish, so the trend is intact. Second, RSI=63.9 is in a strong zone but not yet overbought, leaving room to rise; the upper Bollinger Band at 0.000781382 is the nearest res

Which Step in This $UNI Move Are You Most Likely to Be Fooled By?
When I looked at $UNI this chart again, I first set aside the 24-hour -2.12%. Not because that figure is unimportant, but because it can easily grab too much attention. What really needs explaining right now is that the $UNI price has moved, but trading activity and volume have not kept up. You can tentatively trust the direction, but not assume the move will continue; a move without follow-through can be reversed at any moment.
Laying out the chart, the current price is 7.266, and the 24-hour range was 7.092–7.556. On the 1-ho

“Magnificent Seven” fell magnificently today...
May Trump and Zelensky not live.
#SPX500 $SPY

$GRAM , formerly Toncoin.
New name, same chart.
Down more than 80% from the 2024 top, and it's been going sideways for almost a year.
Monthly candles keep getting smaller. That's what a base looks like.

#晒出我的持仓收益 For fuck's sake, it's hopeless. I couldn't help myself and bought this piece-of-shit stock