The laptop tax is 5%.
They have already earned 14wu from taxes on buying and selling.🤣

How did they buy in?

Can you still hold ETH at $2,490?
Let's look at the surface first: institutions are buying aggressively, but the price isn't moving up.
It has rebounded 30% from its low over the past 30 days, but over the last three weeks it has seemed welded below $2,500. Bitmine's total holdings have reached 5.93 million ETH, nearly 4.9% of the circulating supply, and it buys every week; Arthur Hayes publicly said ETH is his largest position, with a year-end target of $10k.
And yet? ETH is still hovering around $2,490 and can't even hold $2,500.
First: Institutions are buying, but you may be getting swept u

What a freak of an altcoin—playing ZEC for the first time, damn, it pumped insanely hard. I’d planned to use my core position with a stop-loss to try to catch the top, but nearly got stopped out. I’ll just stick to playing ETH from now on and won’t touch anything else. 😇

$SFI is back in focus after a strong rebound, with buyers stepping in confidently and momentum beginning to accelerate. The structure is looking increasingly constructive as attention returns to the ecosystem. The improving sentiment supports staying engaged and riding the developing strength, while $XEM could benefit as legacy-chain activity picks up.

Biden's son's coin $LAPTOP
At its peak, it was squeezed to 8293390347387961
I won't recoup my investment even in three lifetimes
A robot battle among scientists worldwide
Retail investors can just watch from the sidelines; this project is doomed
0xb095274743941e953c746f9c228da9c18bb6ec29

$LITE ‌ is knocking on $1,000 – but the MACD is screaming ‘rejection incoming’!"
Litecoin is up +9.75% today to $971.88, after hitting a 24h high of $1,000.13 and a low of $877.27. The move has been fueled by a strong rally in the crypto market, but there's a catch. EMA5 ($971.93) and EMA10 ($974.10) are slightly above current price, while EMA30 ($960.23) is below – the short-term trend is showing weakness. MACD is negative at -4.69, with DIF (10.04) below DEA (14.74) – momentum is clearly fading. Volume is moderate, with MA5 (480.13) above MA10 (348.18), so there's still some buying interest

A coin opening with a $300 billion market cap—buying it would set you up for life, right?
A coin that even uses a countdown for fear you might miss out could make retail investors rich? That would be strange.

⚖️ GERMANY MAY END THE 1-YEAR CRYPTO TAX BREAK!
➥ Proposed flat 25% tax on crypto gains
➥ Could apply to assets bought after Dec. 31, 2026
➥ Proposal targets 2027/28

Everyone is missing the real move happening with SYMBOL right now.

$WLD /USDT - SHORT

Trade Plan:
Entry: 0.4446 – 0.4492
SL: 0.4687
TP1: 0.4305
TP2: 0.4196
TP3: 0.4032

Why this setup?
Why now? The 1h price sits at 0.4468, barely above the entry zone low of 0.4446, while the 1h ATR of 0.009099 confirms we are in a compressed setup ready to expand. The 15m RSI at 38.56 signals bearish momentum without being oversold, giving room for the daily range to break lower. With the 1h price holding near 0.4492, a sustained push below 0.4305 targets TP1 and then TP2 at 0.4196. The invalidation level

From Base to Robinhood Chain: Why Is the L2 Boom Hardly Benefiting Ethereum?
[Plain-language introduction] Enterprise-grade L2s are commercially thriving, but for compliance and liability reasons, they can never relinquish ultimate control and move toward genuine Stage 2 settlement.
As a result, Ethereum can neither capture substantive economic value nor achieve its vision of underlying scalability through L2s; the two are structurally locked in an irreconcilable misalignment of interests.
Ethereum should stop catering to L2 demand and instead focus on the CROPS (censorship resistance, privacy

Nobody is talking about the quiet move forming in SYMBOL right now.

$XAG /USDT - SHORT

Trade Plan:
Entry: 66.23 – 66.43
SL: 67.27
TP1: 65.63
TP2: 65.16
TP3: 64.45

Why this setup?
Why now? The daily trend is range bound, which often precedes a sharp directional break, and the 1h price sitting at 66.33 is right on the entry_ref line. The 15m RSI at 45.72 shows neither overbought nor oversold, meaning momentum has room to run in the short direction. The 1h ATR of 0.390927 confirms enough volatility to push from the entry zone toward the first target at 65.63 and the second target at 65.16.

🇮🇳 MAHARASHTRA TO BECOME INDIA’S 1ST TOKENISED STATE!
The government is bringing a legal framework for blockchain tokenisation of land and immovable assets.
Upon enactment, Maharashtra will become the country’s first "tokenised state".
Preparation to unlock property liquidity and transactions by bringing real-world assets on-chain.

anyone buying this shit deserve losing money 🥳

🚨 #Solana has risen above $100 again. The price has become increasingly compressed within the triangle pattern it formed. The direction in which this compression breaks is quite important. Seeing the FVG structure extending to 125 on the chart, it may first want to take the liquidity there. However, let's not ignore the weakness on the Bitcoin and Ethereum sides. If there is no interest rate hike, #Sol may continue its rise.
⚠️ #This is not a promotion or investment advice. The chart and commentary are for analytical purposes.

LMAO
Now watch this rotation

The market is too small and boring!
BTC continues to deliver a thousand-point pullback from the upper range
Still precise, still on a winning streak
Nothing much to say—just keep being patient.

$ETH
We might have only one more decent chance to load up on ETH later this year.
Afterwards I think it is pretty much lock out mode and the masses will start piling in.