Hey @themutualfun fam
Could you save me a seat please ? 🪑
I'm patiently waiting for my turn to sit down

I believe many of today’s shorts are mechanically betting on the May market pattern.
Looking at it from today’s perspective, the replication can be described as accurate down to the hour.
If you study BTC candlesticks deeply enough, you’ll find that they are simply several fixed candlestick patterns repeatedly copied, pasted, and combined. But I’ve seen this happen far too many times: the first 99% perfectly overlaps with a certain period in history, only for the very last and most crucial candlestick to deliver a move in the opposite direction.
This is definitely not a coincidence. The more c

Do not touch $KAIA . I’ll put that out there first; as for why, read on.
Up 45% in 24 hours, currently at 0.0542, with a high of 0.0618, a low of 0.0369, and 374 million in trading volume. Does this data look exciting? Let me tell you what this kind of volatility means—if you chased in above 0.06, you’re already down 10%. If you capitulated at 0.037, watching it double now has probably wrecked your mindset. This candlestick isn’t rising; it’s slaughtering traders.
I won’t give you empty fundamental talk. KAIA is focused on the Asian market, and the narrative is sound, but you need to understand

$US long position is unbeatable—pump it for me.

Japanese institutions sell ¥2.6 trillion in foreign debt; what Bitcoin investors need to watch
Japan's October 6, 2026 ten-year government bond auction drew stronger competitive demand than the debt sold, even though the average yield climbed to 3.101%, according to the Ministry of Finance.
The result pushed the average yield up from 2.995% at the September 1 sale — a rise of 10.6 basis points. Auction coverage, the ratio of amount sought to amount accepted, improved from roughly 3.29 times to 3.76 times.
⚠️ Personal market analysis only. NFA — manage risk and DYOR.
Educational content, not in

I love when crypto companies give out condoms at conferences like crypto people get laid
Gg @Trezor

💰 Price: ~$0.000055$ $3ULL ‌📈 Market Cap: ~$1M
With such a low market cap, 3ULL has high-upside potential. A 1000× 🔥
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$BTC $ETH
I don't buy this rebound at all
First, let me admit my mistake: last night’s surge to 83.5k directly swept the 83k invalidation level I mentioned the day before yesterday. It really hurt, but I accept it.
But I went back and reviewed the data again, and the more I looked, the more hollow this rebound felt.
What scared me was this: Gate’s large-holder long/short ratio flipped overnight from 0.65 to 1.10, while the retail long/short ratio was cut from 1.79 to 1.36 (Chart 1). Large holders are buying while retail is running—this does resemble the period before the September bottom.
But

👀⚖️A key level for BTC could be $74,600 ±
This is the average breakeven price of short-term holders. A drop below this level could lead to mass liquidations and a further market decline. The ability to hold above this level would indicate market strength — CryptoQuant
$BTC

Poor minds show off money.
Wealthy minds make money work for them💰
@SealFunded my role model.

Among the top 15 L2s, only 2 have risen this year; I’m bearish on the surging $LSK
$LSK It has risen 100.51% in 30 days, but the sector’s foundation has cracked, so I’m bearish at this level.

Crypto analyst DamiDefi shared a painful set of statistics: among the top 15 Layer 2 tokens this year, only 2 posted gains, while sector leader OP has fallen by more than half this year. LSK, however, has strengthened against the trend, becoming a solo performer in the sector.

The order book is telling the same story: a nearly 20% pullback over 7 days, daily RSI at just 44.6, and MA7 below MA30. OI ha

BREAKING: Stand With Crypto has officially endorsed Eugene Vindman for VA-07.
As you probably know, I'm no longer running for congress in VA-07 since the supreme court rugged my campaign and redrew the district lines.
I'm backing @YVindman 100% from here.

+%30.98 just in 12 hours. #eacusdt

The ABSOLUTE worst day in ALL history to buy the Nasdaq $Q was March 27, 2000.
$117.75 a share. The very top of the dot com bubble.
By October 2002 it was $20.06. Down 82%.
It took about 15 years just to get back to even... & that's WITH dividends reinvested.
But if you bought that exact day & did nothing, today it's around $740. About 7x your money with dividends.
Now the person who bought in October 2002 at $20... that's about 37x on price alone.
Same fund. The only thing that changed was the price paid.
That's why I don't buy just because something is going up. I want great companies/ETFs t

$KAIA ‌ is cooling after a massive breakout, but buyers are still defending the level that matters.
A move from $0.0361 to $0.0680 in a short period is significant. Price has pulled back to $0.0549, and the latest candles suggest buyers are trying to stabilize after the initial surge.
Here’s the structure I’m watching:
Immediate support: $0.0520–$0.0530 Key support: $0.0490–$0.0500 Major support: $0.0369–$0.0400 First resistance: $0.0560–$0.0580 Major resistance: $0.0625–$0.0680
The hourly Supertrend is near $0.0522, making that the key level to watch. Holding above it could open a recovery

$ETH Short Setup
ETH also looks heavy on the 1H. The bounce from $2,407 lost momentum around $2,500 and price is now rolling over again.
Entry: $2,478–$2,490
Targets:
TP1: $2,460
TP2: $2,440
TP3: $2,410
Stop: $2,510
As long as ETH stays below $2,500–$2,510, I’m looking for another move lower.
#eth #GateWCTCS9GlobalTradingCompetition #AIStocksFallALABDropsOver9%

Purely $MAGIC , told you so much treasure in this SIGNAL 😍
If you listened to me, you made an 912% profit in just 4 hours. 5 Targets completed; it's time to set the Stop-loss at Target 3👍

I wonder what I did to this Jew 😂😭