Come on, laugh it up: I really am an investment genius hahaha
I had just teamed up with Big Bro when he kicked me 😂
No big deal, no big deal—I’ve already slipped away
I ran like the wind, otherwise why would they call me an investment genius
Big Bro, don’t even think about running. Just wait till one trade makes back my losses

JUST IN: Aster launches a $10k perpetual trading contest for Niu Lai/USDT with 5x max leverage, two stacked leaderboards (volume and realized P&L) and rewards in ASTER. $ASTR potential pump catalysts?

What’s that?….
Ethereum outperforming Bitcoin 🤔
If only someone would have been telling you to swap all your $BTC to $ETH for bigger gains …
O WAIT I AM HIM 😎

#Gate事件積分系統上線
🚨 #Gate Event Points System Goes Live
The Gate event market has officially added a points system🔥
Trading is no longer just about predicting the direction—you can now accumulate points, draw rewards, and climb the leaderboard!
📌 Regular event contracts: Earn 1 scratch card for every 20 USDT in cumulative valid trading volume
📌 2x cryptocurrency events: Earn 1 scratch card for every 10 USDT
📌 Rewards include USDT, PTS points, and trading experience vouchers
📌 You could win up to 88,888 PTS
📌 The top 100 on the weekly leaderboard can share the prize pool
📌 A new round is s

Recently took a scalp long on $cashcat
Sl: $0.10367
Tp: $0.11972 area
2R aprox.
— DTT

#Bitcoin This view on bitcoin:native is also promising

Has the bull market really returned? Seeing the current market conditions, I don't want to say too much.
Perhaps no one will acknowledge your view at the time until you achieve results.
Don't wait until Bitcoin reaches 47,000 to suddenly remember how good I once was. By then, it will be too late.
It's only when the tide goes out that you discover who's been swimming naked.
There was nothing wrong with heading south at 7.8 before, so heading south at 6.8 this time won't be wrong either. Time will prove it.

August 20 Bitcoin Outlook
Current price: 68,768. The market has seen a strong rally, with a 24-hour gain of over 6%. Market sentiment favors the bulls, buying pressure has been released in a concentrated manner, and the price has surged in the short term.
After consecutive aggressive rallies, a large amount of profit-taking positions has accumulated in the market, sharply increasing the risk of chasing the highs. Short-term upward momentum has already been overextended, and the market may see profit-taking and a pullback at any time. Although the overall sentiment is bullish, do not blindly fo

$ATA ‌
The price is currently around 0.00088, up more than 80% directly over 24h, with trading volume picking up. It has a small market cap and extremely high volatility, with short-term capital clearly rushing in.
Automata focuses on TEE hardware-based trusted computing, privacy middleware, and AI agent-related products. This year, it has been promoting its agent-native architecture and previously partnered with projects such as Scroll and Linea. There have been no particularly explosive new announcements recently; the move is being driven more by capital and hype. Volatility is high, so wat

BTC and ETH have taken off—update the price level chart $ETH

my movie watching streak is going to be phenomenal this year
thanks to @letterboxd for making it fun

I’m finally getting out this time. I’m really done with this.

CRYPTO: This is the first reversal sign in the crypto market.
$BTC surged 6% and broke out above $67,000
$ETH surged 10% and touch $2100
Now real FOMO could start. It will be especially interesting to see how the market behaves when everyone is waiting for an October correction.
Don’t forget:
ISM at 55.6% (4-month high)
Russell 2000 near all-time highs
Core inflation at a 5-year low

The bull is coming tonight!!!
Who on 🚗 didn't get to eat the bull 🥩?
Is it because of kindness? $BTC $ETH
The bull really has arrived #牛来 #BTC升破69000美元日内涨幅6.43%

JUST IN: Bitcoin odds of hitting $70,000 this month rise to 72% after pumping 7% in one hour.

🌹@Without realizing it, dingyue has already reached its 4th year; the year's lowest 5.5gt half-price offer ends tonight‼️ Both long and short positions profited this month‼️ Click Pingguo 👇
🎉https://www.gate.com/zh/profile/@When will the autumn rain end?
🌹@At the beginning of the month, 61900/1745 + 62700/1810 longs have reached 67000/1955, doubling the account
🌹@Over the weekend, the 62800/1865 long position reached 70000/2110 today, earning 800k
🌹@Last week, the 980 SanDisk long position at 1820 doubled the account, locking in 900k
#BTC升破69000美元日内涨幅6.43%

Valentine's Day gift🎁? Bitcoin isn't hiding it anymore! Brothers and sisters! 🌚 has broken through 70k. Whether you got on board with us at 62,800 or bought the spot dip! Right now! This moment! Belongs to us! (つ≧▽≦)つ🎉 Congratulations to you 🎉 #BTC $BTC ‌

Even if it does some bullshit like this, I would still consider today the first spark of the bull. Really only a new low is where I would consider today a fake-out