: A man who turned "hitching onto hot topics" into a business model
Crypto folks may not have seen his full "track record," but these four incidents are still the most talked-about👇
🍌 Bought a banana for $6.24 million and ate it on the spot. TRX pumped 40% the next day. The ROI of a single banana beats 99% of marketing companies.
🍽️ Buffett lunch: won the auction → hyped it up → missed it due to kidney stones → became the talk of the internet → apologized → made it up six months later. The traffic from one meal was enough to last an entire year.
🚀 Paid $28 million for a seat in space, then

⚽🔥 Today’s Pre-Match Predictions | Issue 10
Three European giants face tough challenges on August 29. Can Bayern Munich, PSG, and Manchester City all deliver?
🔴 Bayern Munich vs Stuttgart
⏰ 02:30 (UTC+8)
📊 Prediction: Bayern Munich to win 3–1
🔵 Lille vs Paris Saint-Germain
⏰ 02:45 (UTC+8)
📊 Prediction: PSG to win 2–1
🔵 Crystal Palace vs Manchester City
⏰ 19:30 (UTC+8)
📊 Prediction: Manchester City to win 2–0
💡 My strongest pick: Manchester City to win. Their attacking quality and squad depth could be the difference, but Palace can still make the match competitive.
Which prediction do y

Thanks, Cheshire @0xCheshire dear.

I was just about to go to the forum and rant, but then I saw my balance and thought, forget it—the market is always right. When the market was dumped at the open, I said the rebound was weak, with no one willing to buy into it and volume failing to follow through; shorting was basically free points. I set a short order at 0.0001670 and directly captured this pullback. Now at 0.0000556, +1311.08%—the timing was spot-on, and this profit feels great.

The market always humbles those who refuse to accept reality, especially the ones who think they are the smartest. First close 80% to lock in prof

#Gate7天净流入全球Top3 didn’t hit the level, but it did come down nearby.

$PI You retail traders, hurry and charge in—wasn’t Lao Si’s trade call simply telling you to buy, buy, buy? The price hasn’t even moved. What, is your consensus fake? Saying one thing to my face and another behind my back.

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With this price action, I don't even need to use my brain—the account is dancing on its own.
During the repeated intraday swings, I was watching the volume. Without volume following through, the rebound lacked strength, and there was selling pressure everywhere above—so why push higher? Just wait to short. I mentioned it when the sell-off started in the morning, and those who listened should be quietly celebrating now.
$KALSHI From 24.800 down to 17.309, +306.22% secured. Feeling great, guys—the timing on this move was spot-on.
I’m managing the position by the rules: close 70% first, and prote

I originally wanted to cut my losses and sacrifice them to the heavens, but the sacrifice never happened—the meat cooked itself. Who wrote this script? I’m honestly speechless.
During the repeated intraday swings, $AKE kept grinding around 0.0072156, never breaking the key level. It was forming a base without breaking down, and I’ve seen this structure many times, so I entered directly without hesitation. The market later treated me well too. It has now reached 0.0076822, with floating gains of +152.65%. The wait was painful, but the payoff is truly massive. Time to enjoy a good meal.
Experts

A few days ago, I was still calculating whether I had enough money for instant noodles this month; this morning, I was already wondering whether to add sausage🍜. While everyone else was running, $OPG struggled to rebound, with clear resistance overhead. Every upward push fell just short, and volume failed to keep up, so I judged that it would continue downward and opened a short position directly. During the repeated intraday fluctuations, I kept waiting for a rebound confirmation, but the longer I waited, the lower it went. This kind of weakness is ideal for holding a short position. Now 0.

No conviction, can't hold, the profits on this move are paper-thin, but I love it. 🤤 After lunch, when I checked the chart, $BNB was grinding back and forth around 641.25. The price barely moved, but the trade details kept showing large orders slowly absorbing supply. This sign of quiet capital entering is more solid than any signal. I watched it for nearly half an hour, just waiting for it to show a direction. Real opportunities never make a fuss.

I opened a long, held it, and eventually got a volume surge. The price is now at 709.4, with unrealized gains of +754.62%. Although the position

#英伟达财报周 NVIDIA's Market Cap Soared by $430 Billion Overnight! How Much Further Can the US Stock Bull Market Go?
On August 27 US time, US stocks launched a powerful rally. Driven entirely by NVIDIA's explosive second-quarter earnings report, the technology and semiconductor sectors added hundreds of billions in market value in a single day, the Nasdaq surged, and the S&P 500 also reached the doorstep of a new all-time high. The Federal Reserve chair will speak at the global central bank annual meeting on Friday. If the remarks send a dovish signal, US stocks will likely rally again.
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🐋 WHALE WATCH : $1.61 Billion into Bitcoin ETFs in just 4 days.
Over that exact same window: $BTC surged from $65.0K to $76.9K.
The details that actually matter:
=> BlackRocks IBIT accounted for a massive 83% of the final days inflows.
=> This wasnt retail chasing late FOMO.
=> Institutional liquidity was the literal catalyst at the bottom.
TradFi didnt buy the breakout. They triggered it.

Uh-huh asked Brother Sun: Doesn’t Sunology say that you shouldn’t spend money on women?
Justin Sun: This proves Sunology: It’s easy to understand, but hard to put into practice!

$VET Market hit, volume ratio 8x. Market + on-chain MM overlap is a clue, not a call.
Market-making/liquidity partnerships welcome DM — passive depth or active quotes both work.
#marketmaking #DeFi

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The Bundesliga opener is already brimming with tension: Bayern want a winning start to their title defense, while Stuttgart are determined to play the spoiler
Bayern Munich’s Bundesliga opener against Stuttgart appears on the surface to be a clash between the defending champions and the fourth-place team, but it actually offers plenty to watch. Bayern led the way throughout last season, spending 66 consecutive matchdays at the top of the table before ultimately winning the league title; Stuttgart, meanwhile, secured fourth place with consistent performances and earned a Champions League spot.

Sun called his mother solely to apply for a refund available only to minors
Brother Sun can add another halo to his name: slayer of everyone’s idealized love
With so much compensation for breach of contract, just apologize to Sun the Cutter and offer up your uterus—everything will be solved!