$ETH I didn’t notice—seriously, it blew up like that, and then it ripped me off for another few dozen yuan. This account is cursed.

【$USELESS Signal】4H bullish continuation + negative funding rate short squeeze
$USELESS RSI(4H) 81.32, with the price moving along the upper Bollinger Band at 0.1089. The 1H MACD histogram has contracted to 0.0002, slowing the upward momentum; the 4H MACD histogram is 0.0039, and the trend remains intact. The funding rate is -0.0217%, with shorts continuing to pay, giving short-term longs the advantage. The order book has greater sell-side depth than buy-side depth, while the 1H aggressive buy ratio is 0.54, indicating that buyers are still probing.
🎯Direction: Long
⚡Entry/order placement: 0.

#Altcoins
A friendly reminder:
Phase 2 for Altcoins has begun. It is the strongest phase of the entire cycle.

Gold catches another wave—spot on twice!

Bullish on today
Bullish on builders
Bullish on frens
What #memecoin are you bullish on?

BITCOIN JUST BROKE THE BEAR-MARKET PATTERN.
In past bear-market years, August was brutal: 2014 -17.55%, 2018 -9.27%, 2022 -13.88%.
But August 2026 is up around 23%, turning one of Bitcoin’s historically weak months green.
September is also historically bearish. Will bitcoin:native break that pattern too?

I don't dare trade dog coins on Robinhood anymore. Although it is indeed very profitable, the fees are really high.
I made about 1,400 trades over the past two days.
Each gas purchase costs about 0.2u, not counting the platform fee of 1% and all the other miscellaneous costs.
The fees ended up being higher than the profits I earned.😭
I was originally up 300 today, but when I opened my wallet, I saw that I hadn't made a penny. I might as well just farm pools honestly.

This trend is so obvious I don’t even need to think—the account is dancing on its own🎉 When the screen was glowing green, everyone else was getting out. I saw that $UB lacked support; when it moved up, there was no one willing to take it, and the bulls had clearly run out of strength. The pullback failed to hold and instead kept getting weaker, so I decisively followed the bears’ rhythm. Entered at 0.21896, now at 0.11676, +1145.68%—this profit feels great, guys. All that waiting wasn’t for nothing😂 The position has already been handled: close 80% first and put the bulk of the profits in my

Selfies give me wings 🪽

The hand that set the stop-loss a few days ago trembled slightly; this morning, I realized it was unnecessary filial piety.
The last moment before bed a few days ago, I watched the chart. The rebound was weak, overhead resistance was clear, every push higher fell short, and volume failed to follow. Don’t expect a reversal from this structure. I shorted OP, set the stop-loss, and went straight to sleep.
When I opened the chart this morning, $OP had already fallen below 0.12629. The current price was 0.09503, with unrealized profit at +245.81%. Those who caught the rhythm and were on board shou

【$ONG Signal】Negative funding rate short squeeze + 1H MACD above the zero line
$ONG The 1H MACD double lines are above the zero line, RSI 63 is not overbought, and the 4H histogram has turned green. Funding rate -0.3592%, Bid/Ask 1.17, and the price has moved above the 4H Bollinger middle band at 0.1067.
🎯Direction: Long
⚡Entry/Limit Order: 0.1118235 - 0.1121600
🛑Stop Loss: 0.1110384
🚀Target 1: 0.1138424
🚀Target 2: 0.1146836
🛡️Trade Management:
· Execution strategy: Reduce the position by 50% upon reaching Target 1, and move the stop loss up to breakeven. If the price falls back to the en

I believe my finale is about to fill
$ZEC

#StrategyAdds4603BTC Strategy Adds 4,603 BTC
Strategy has resumed its aggressive Bitcoin accumulation, purchasing 4,603 BTC for approximately $369.7 million between August 24 and August 30, 2026. The company paid an average of about $80,318 per Bitcoin, marking its first reported Bitcoin purchase since June.
Following the acquisition, Strategy’s total Bitcoin holdings increased to 845,050 BTC, with an aggregate purchase cost of roughly $63.73 billion and an average acquisition price near $75,412 per BTC.
The purchase was funded partly through proceeds from Strategy’s equity sales, reinforcin

#Gate60MillionUsers 🚀 Gate60MillionUsers — A New Milestone for Global Digital Finance
Gate continues to strengthen its position as a major global digital-asset and multi-asset financial platform, with its user community expanding rapidly toward the 60 million-user milestone.
According to Gate’s Q2 2026 report, the platform had already surpassed 58 million registered users by the end of Q2. This growth reflects increasing global demand for accessible crypto trading, diversified financial products, and an integrated digital investment ecosystem.
From Crypto to Multi-Asset Finance
Gate’s ecosys

With this trend, I don’t even need to think—the account is dancing on its own. During the repeated intraday fluctuations, everyone thought there was no chance, but I watched the chart grind along the bottom without breaking down, so I knew what was going on: if it holds steady, the wait will pay off. $BTW From 0.377246 to 0.420505 now, +114.29%; it was truly sluggish at first, but the result is truly sweet. The market is waited out, and profits are held onto. Have a strategy before the market opens, discipline during the session, and reflection after it closes. I’m taking 75% off this round fi

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【$USELESS Signal】Long - Negative funding rate + buy on pullback
$USELESS RSI 4H 80.40, after spiking to 0.126 on the 1H chart, price pulled back to 0.1138, with short-term resistance from the upper Bollinger Band. Bullish momentum on MACD across both timeframes is contracting, and volume is cooling in tandem. Depth imbalance is -17.97%, with thick sell-side orders creating clear resistance to chasing longs. The funding rate is -0.0173%, shorts are paying to hold positions, and OI is stable, with no signs of collapsing support below. Enter via limit orders at 0.11366-0.11400, anticipating a sec

Memecoin holders in September