C'mon guys were better than this.
@Poor_hs_teacher has been pushing $queefcoin deployed by @PoorGoat_ for over a month since it bonded
The lore links exactly back to truth terminal where it stated Queefs > farts
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I did nothing—just went to the restroom, and when I came back, the candlestick chart had already done the work for me.

A few days ago before bed, $TRUMP /TRUMP was still pulling back. I bottomed around 2.483, judging that a firm hold after the pullback would be an opportunity. Many people thought it would keep falling, but I ignored them because buying pressure was quietly strengthening while selling pressure had already run out of steam. With this kind of rhythm, the biggest danger is scaring yourself.

When I woke up, 2.672 had already printed, and +502.24% was in the bag—staying up late w

$BTC Signal: 4H bearish continuation, order book depth imbalance
$BTC Order book depth imbalance -15.64%, with one-sided selling pressure. The 1H MACD histogram is narrowing, indicating limited rebound strength. RSI 54.84, not yet in the overbought zone. The 4H Bollinger middle band is at 78725, while the current price is tracking near the lower band. The funding rate is 0.0099%; leveraged longs are under no pressure, but OI remains stable, with no short-squeeze momentum for now.
🎯Direction: SHORT
⚡Entry/Limit Order: 77928.740 - 78159.800
🛑Stop Loss: 78941.398
🚀Target 1: 76987.403
🚀Target

The position is right; all that’s left is to wait. This short trade has taken quite some time from entry until now, but today it has finally started generating profits.

The timing was before this wave of decline began. The price repeatedly moved sideways around 0.7684, unable to rise further but also not falling through. Support at the highs was clearly weak, and after several failed attempts to break higher, I decided to position early based on a bearish outlook.

There were several rebounds while holding the position, some of them fairly significant, which made me a little nervous at the

【$SOL Signal】Long + 1H bullish alignment/short squeeze from negative funding rates
$SOL 1H bullish alignment, with price holding above EMA20 and clear buying support. The 4H MACD green bars are narrowing, showing weakening bearish momentum; the 1H histogram is recovering, indicating a short-term momentum shift. Selling pressure -7.15%, funding rate -0.0138%, with shorts paying and support for downside wick absorption. OI is flat, with the market building momentum.
🎯 Direction: Long
⚡ Entry/Limit Order: 104.6551 - 104.9700
🛑 Stop-loss: 101.7107
🚀 Target 1: 109.8590
🚀 Target 2: 112.3035
🛡

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This trend didn’t even require me to think—the account was dancing on its own. The moment I opened the chart this morning, the volume failed to follow through, and there was plainly no one willing to take it higher. I immediately knew what to do and set up a high-level short. Without much effort, the price moved down on its own to find the key level. The position at 0.22665 dropped to 0.05574, securing +1849.44%. It was truly sluggish at first, but the result was truly satisfying. In terms of management: take 80% of the bulk off the table first, and move the stop-loss on the remaining 20% abov

I was just about to go rant on the forum, but then I saw my balance. Never mind—the market is always right. 😏
When I checked the charts after lunch, $TSTBSC was bottoming around 0.017164. It clearly would have plunged hard if it broke down, but every time it fell just short, and the funds hadn’t withdrawn either. I figured it was a fake drop and went long on a whim. Now it has reached 0.018358, with +63.14% safely in the bag. It was really sluggish earlier, but the breakout feels great—this profit feels so good, and the brothers in the trade should be waking up smiling.
Bank 80% first, and m

Want to see me at full power???

The profit is modest, but it grew on its own—I didn’t touch it. Before the market had fully taken off, I was already watching that candlestick and felt something was off.

$AAOI had strong bull-trap vibes, and hardly anyone bought into the rise, so I went short. Entered at 152.22, now at 106.67, with 80% locked in. I put the bulk—70%—in my pocket first, and moved the stop-loss on the remaining 20% to breakeven. Let it do whatever it wants.

Profits shouldn’t be inflated, and drawdowns shouldn’t be devastating. For those who didn’t get in, take it from me: now isn’t the time to rush. Wait for

how much you wanna bet that this plumber is over 30 y/o?

8.24‑8.28 Weekly Performance Review｜The Bearish Trend Is Nearing Its End—Ride the Momentum
Do not say that floating clouds will forever obscure the sun; once the harsh winter ends, spring buds will bloom
$BTC $ETH
A week of fierce trading has come to an end. The market moved up and down, and there was no hindsight-based talk after the fact—every strategy was made public in real time for everyone.
BTC steadily secured 22,810 points this week, while ETH gained 609 points. The market fluctuated violently on Wednesday and Thursday, with sharp rises and falls. Many friends panicked, felt helpless,

Over 800 million in trading volume
Interesting
Just keep an eye on this token during this period
Everyone is betting on the midterm elections
Trump coin is exploding.
Open low-leverage contracts in batches
Double
Then take the rest of the year off.
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This was purely the market in a good mood, tossing out a few gold coins that happened to land on my head. I opened the chart in the morning and saw $ORDI ranging near the bottom around 3.960. Volume had dried up, and sellers had stopped pushing it down. I felt there wasn’t much room left to fall, so I marked a long in my plan.
3.996 has now been reached, with +43.81% secured. It was painfully slow at first, but the move paid off—I didn’t wait for nothing. Staying flat isn’t a sin; reckless entries are.
For position management: take profit on 80% first, and move the stop on the remaining 20% t

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#30AğustosZaferBayramı #30August

The stop-loss I nervously canceled a few days ago looks like it saved my life today. During the intraday plunge, the rebound was weak, and it was obvious no one was buying on the way up. I knew then that this rebound was a freebie.
Now 0.00612 has already been smashed below 0.00899, with the position up +2265.21%. Feels good, brothers. Take 80% off the table first, and protect the remaining 20% at the entry price—don’t give the profits back even if it retraces.
Managing risk in advance is called rationality; cutting losses after they happen is called making a heroic sacrifice. The market speci

I did absolutely nothing—just went to the restroom, and when I came back, the candlesticks had already done the work for me🚀.

While the market was forming a bottom intraday, I kept an eye on $BZ . It moved sideways at the bottom for several hours, with trading volume continuing to contract. This kind of movement usually either grinds you to death or breaks upward and never looks back. When the volume had shrunk enough, I placed an order at 87.28, expecting a breakout confirmation. I didn’t expect it to break out while I was washing my hands.

The price has now surged straight to 87.82, with

A few days ago, I was still calculating whether I had enough money for instant noodles this month; this morning, I was already wondering whether to add sausage. Right after the bearish news, the rebound was extremely weak, with insufficient buying support—a classic bull-trap setup, clearly signaling a short-from-the-highs strategy. After that move, everything that should be given was given. The order I placed at 0.12722 is now hovering around 0.07941, with a solid +1812.07%. Feels great, brothers. Close 80% first to lock in profits, and keep the remaining 20% protected—exit if it breaks down.