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In the cattle… when will this cattle herding work finally end, when will… 🤡🤡🤡
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For two straight days I dreamed about the same girl, and she was actually a coworker. The day before yesterday, I dreamed about getting into a fight for her. Last night, I dreamed about confessing my feelings to her, and she agreed to be my girlfriend. What is going on? Does this mean I already like her?🤡🤡🤡
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You can’t pull off cool for more than three seconds—looks like trying to show off ended up terribly, didn’t it? Better go buy Xue’s motorcycle to pose as cool; at least you won’t fall apart like this 🤡🤡🤡
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First shift of the morning—still, I can catch some cool breeze. It’s so refreshing. Heading home... 🤡🤡🤡
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Third Brother is really tough—he even connects the wires while they’re electrified with his bare hands. It’s really like spring breeze making things grow back again. There’s a reason why there are so many people—it’s just that his luck (or life) is hard: 🤡🤡🤡
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No matter how enthusiastic it is, it can’t match the way a beautiful woman turns her head back—this is just too much, like being seduced and forgetting what’s right 🤡🤡🤡
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This fake move really did the trick. If you don’t believe it, they’ll give you the money—if you do believe it, then you won’t be able to get it. It’s just like that kind of thing in real life—what do you think, 🤡🤡🤡?
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Kissing up, it looked really impressive at the beginning, but in the end it turned out disastrously—the road-killer really has a cure for every kind of nonconformist 🤡🤡🤡
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If you’ve decided to quit a job at a company, the sooner you leave, the better. Once you’ve finished the handover for the most part, you can proactively find HR and request to leave early—so you can leave in a dignified way. If you’ve already completed the handover and there’s still half a month left, your boss will think you’re just “collecting pay,” and will try to find an excuse to make you leave early. That would be awkward—unless there are still people you haven’t handed things over to, in which case they’ll reluctantly keep you until your resignation date. In reality, I’ve seen way too m
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I got paid today. I paid back more than $1,000 for Huabei, about $1,500 for my mortgage, $600 for rent, and I also borrowed about $800 more. I don’t have much left after that. I still need to set aside $1,500 per month as a fixed deposit, and then buy $1,500 worth of U each month—so that’s like saving too. In the end, I’m left with very little. Working folks 🤡🤡🤡
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It turns out beauties all like cosplay. If they don’t wear a mask, they might immediately shout “harassment!” Next time, try wearing a mask too, and see if you can run into a beautiful woman 🤡🤡🤡
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Good morning. The sky finally cleared today, and the work people are back to being busy again. What should you eat for dinner? A bowl of porridge is enough.🤡🤡🤡
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Even cats are forced to work overtime. If that’s the case, what reason do we still have not to work overtime? Work overtime to the point of death—go all out. If we don’t drop dead, we won’t stop. 🤡🤡🤡🔨🔨
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Oh wow, this really takes talent—just like a real-life brown-noser. When you were young, you probably did this a lot, right? You wouldn’t refuse, you wouldn’t agree—you’d just keep them hanging on you, always. 🤡🤡🤡
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Huli-style green peppers stir-fried with twice-cooked pork, my favorite. It costs 13 yuan, and the flavor is pretty good. Do you also like eating it? 🤡🤡🤡
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I joined the second factory just after it opened in 2009. I worked in the stamping department, then moved to the printing department. After working for one month, I was fired. The reasons were two small things: first, when I added ink to the printer, I almost added the wrong ink, but another coworker noticed and reminded me, and I corrected it. In the end, that guy went and told the plant manager, saying that I almost added the wrong ink and that my work wasn’t focused—maybe he was afraid I’d replace his position. The other thing was that during overtime at night, I checked the status of all t
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