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I'm getting off early today to count the stars and watch the moon. Anyone want to join me? 🤡🤡🤡

I’m off work and heading out to find a lover. Where should I look? Any suggestions? 🤡🤡🤡

One moment it’s storming, and the next the sun is blazing. It’s like two different kinds of weather in a single hour. Will it rain tonight? Will the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet tonight? Look at me, a single dog, worrying about this stuff for no reason 🤡🤡🤡

Today is Qixi Festival. Is there someone you want to confess your feelings to? If so, go for it now. If not, you can continue being single—woof woof woof...🤡🤡🤡

After work, I leisurely rode my little electric scooter through a small village when a fresh fragrance suddenly wafted over. Perhaps, maybe, it was the scent of gardenias.🤡🤡🤡

If you like yourself,
even the slightest turn back will move you endlessly;
if you don’t like yourself,
even giving your all will leave you unmoved!
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Depart for Shenzhen’s Dapeng Island tomorrow morning, spend 3 hours getting there, 3 hours sightseeing, and 3 hours returning. Is this a trip, or are we going through a tribulation? We don’t even know whether other activities have been scheduled during those three hours🤡🤡🤡

I had another dream yesterday,
I dreamed that I was kidnapped and robbed three times,
and each time they stole the most valuable thing I had on me—my phone,
the last time, I had nothing in my hands,
so I told the kidnappers,
“Give me the account, and I’ll transfer the money to you as soon as I get back.”
They actually let me go afterward,
and that evening,
I really received an email,
so I transferred the money without a second thought,
but then I took a closer look at the email,
and it turned out the kidnappers had told me not to transfer the money yet,
because they could no longer use that ac

Work's over. The cool breeze is blowing pretty strongly, but it still feels quite comfortable. Another day has passed like this. I don't know what to say. I haven't felt like talking lately🤡🤡🤡