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All day long, I always feel like I haven’t finished everything. Work takes up two-thirds of the day, and I’m a robot busying myself with nothing to show for it, just counting on that little paycheck I receive each month! 🐶🐶🐶

Last night I had a very strange dream,
I dreamed that Dong Ge (Richard Liu Qiangdong) and Sun Ge (Justin Sun) were singing karaoke outdoors together,
and I was just passing by,
then I walked over to where they were singing karaoke,
as soon as I arrived,
Sun Ge left,
and upon closer inspection,
I realized that this was actually an internet cafe opened by Dong Ge,
as soon as I went in,
Dong Ge greeted me and told me to choose a place to sit and play,
then I picked a spot,
and went to add credit,
at first, the cashier asked me to add 2,000 yuan,
I said I didn't have that much, would 200 yuan be o

Will Trump curse out Warsh this time like he previously cursed out Powell, saying, “You’re an ungrateful bastard. Before you took office, you treated me with the utmost respect; after taking office, you’ve forgotten who I am”🐶🐶🐶

Yesterday, the market already fell on rate hike expectations. From here, it should gradually recover, then fall again when the next rate hike comes. Is this the beginning of this rate hike cycle? 🐰🐰🐰

I had to take a taxi to work again this morning, 16 yuan. I’ll keep riding a bike tonight to burn my calories🐷🐷🐷

The electric bike charger broke last night and wouldn’t charge, so I had to call a ride this morning, which cost 16 yuan. When I come back tonight, I can ride a shared bike. 🐷🐷🐷

I've felt especially exhausted at work these past two days—very sleepy and wanting to sleep and rest. If I keep pushing myself like this, could I be at risk of sudden death? 🐷🐷🐷🐷

When you turn borrowing into a withdrawal tool,
from that moment on,
you’ve fallen,
into a hopeless situation,
Borrowing is a double-edged sword.
If you’re only borrowing temporarily
and can repay it soon, it’s fine.
It’s also acceptable if you have liquid assets that can be used as collateral.
Never borrow more than 50% of the collateral’s value!
Never borrow blindly.
A few years ago, I was a very bad example of this.
I’ve spent the past several years paying the price for it,
and I know this all too well:
People can’t learn from being told;
only experience leaves a lasting lesson!
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It’s Monday again, the most exhausting day has begun, and I don’t want to work overtime tonight🐷🐷🐷

Every time I shave, I think of this razor she gave me as a birthday present a few years ago. She’s married now, and whenever I think about it, I feel a little touched.🐷🐷🐷

I remember that back in junior high,
what was fairly popular
were earphone radios,
the kind that could fit in your pocket
and were small radios that only worked when you plugged in earphones to listen to stations,
back then,
you could listen after evening self-study,
or on weekends and holidays,
and having a device like that felt really satisfying,
back then, my biggest wish was to have a computer,
I dreamed of owning one.
🐮🐮🐷🐷

When I was in middle school,
postcards were popular.
We would write greetings on them,
give them to our classmates,
or fill in the postal code
and mail them to our classmates,
or to you far away.
Thinking back, that feeling was truly wonderful!
Nowadays, postcards have disappeared too.
Perhaps they were a product of that era!
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