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On October 14, the Dutch central bank approved Qivalis as an electronic money institution.
Backed by 37 European banks, it can issue a euro stablecoin regulated under MiCA.
The traditional banking alliance has officially entered the stablecoin issuance market.
Do you think this is the true implementation of a digital euro,
or just another round of compliance-driven narrative?
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On October 14, Patrick Witt, executive director of the White House Crypto Council, left his position after his detail from the Department of Defense ended. He is the third senior official to depart this year, while the Clarity Act remains stalled in the Senate.
The White House crypto team is down another member.
Do you think this is normal turnover,
or a sign that regulatory progress is slowing down?
Can you hire me? I don’t need a salary.
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On October 14, France’s National Assembly discussed the 2027 budget, proposing to treat crypto-to-MiCA-regulated stablecoin conversions as taxable events, subject to a 31.4% capital gains tax starting January 1, 2027.
Currently, converting to stablecoins generally does not trigger taxes.
Do you think this is a compliance upgrade to close a loophole, or just another move that will drive people offshore?
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🚨Tom Lee-backed Bitmine disclosed on 10/12: Its ETH holdings reached 6.03 million ETH, accounting for approximately 4.9% of ETH’s total supply. Crypto + cash + “moonshots” totaled $16.2 billion; it bought another 12,532 ETH over the past week and claims it has been “buying every week” since the strategy launched on 2025/6/30.
The slogan is fiery: “Crypto Bull Underway.” But the treasury logic is exchanging stock price/cash flow for coins—a tailwind amplifier and, in a headwind, an amplifier as well. NFA #ETH #Bitcoin #BMNR
“4.9% of ETH has been locked into one company’s narrative—called con

🔥Effective tomorrow? Thailand’s SEC has finalized 11 notifications, opening a compliance pathway for local spot BTC/ETH ETFs: 10/16 is the “regulatory effective date,” not confirmation of a listing;
the first batch is limited to BTC/ETH, passive single-asset products, with average annual net exposure ≥80%; assets must be held with SEC-regulated digital asset custodians, and trading is permitted only on the SET;
managers still need to obtain individual approvals.
Don’t mistake “opening the gates” for “departing tomorrow.” Until approvals are issued, it’s all an expectation-driven market. NFA #

📅 October 15, 2026 · Crypto Market Breaking News
🚨 U.S. CPI Comes in Hot, Bitcoin Plunges Below $82,000 Overnight!
September CPI rose 3.7% year over year, above the expected 3.6%, while core CPI also exceeded expectations. The market changed instantly👇
📉 BTC fell below $82,000, down nearly 2% in 24 hours
📉 ETH, XRP, and SOL each fell nearly 3.5%
💥 More than 83,000 traders were liquidated as leveraged longs faced another bloodbath
📈 The probability of an October rate hike surged from around 20% to 44%-47%, more than doubling
🏭 Adding insult to injury: An explosion at Intel's Israel fact

$BTC 10 October 13, U.S. spot Bitcoin ETF net inflows were approximately $176 million,
with Fidelity's FBTC leading the way.
Ethereum ETFs also ended their consecutive outflows.
Do you think this is a sign of institutional reentry,
or another round of short-term volatility?
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$SOL October 14, Solana announced that the Alpenglow upgrade will take place on October 21,
aiming to achieve 150-millisecond finality.
The network has taken another step forward in speed.
Do you think this is a genuine technological breakthrough,
or just another round of performance-driven narrative?
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On October 14, Coinbase released its post-quantum migration priorities for Bitcoin,
emphasizing the need to prepare in advance for signature upgrades and fund migration.
Quantum risks are now being openly discussed by mainstream platforms.
Do you think this is prudent preparation,
or just another long-term narrative?
Quantum-resistant technology is the future!
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On October 14, Michael Saylor said
that Bitcoin had bottomed out and rebounded, and is now in the early stages of a bull market,
with expectations that it will return to above $100,000.
The market is still fluctuating around $83,000.
Do you think this is a genuine signal,
or just another round of hype?
I’m bullish in the long term!
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On October 13, Strive bought 3,311 Bitcoin,
worth approximately $280 million, the largest purchase since January.
Another company is accumulating at lower levels.
Do you think this is a long-term bullish signal,
or another round of media hype?
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On October 13, Interactive Brokers expanded its crypto services through Zerohash,
adding Ethereum staking.
Traditional brokerages are starting to offer crypto yield products.
Do you think this is a sign that institutions are truly entering the market,
or just another round of regulatory testing?
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On October 13, Russia’s largest bank, Sberbank, received approval from the central bank to trade cryptocurrencies and plans to launch in December.
Traditional banks are officially entering the cryptocurrency trading market.
Do you think this is a genuine signal of openness,
or another round of controlled pilot testing?
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