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No matter how enthusiastic it is, it can’t match the way a beautiful woman turns her head back—this is just too much, like being seduced and forgetting what’s right 🤡🤡🤡
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This fake move really did the trick. If you don’t believe it, they’ll give you the money—if you do believe it, then you won’t be able to get it. It’s just like that kind of thing in real life—what do you think, 🤡🤡🤡?
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Kissing up, it looked really impressive at the beginning, but in the end it turned out disastrously—the road-killer really has a cure for every kind of nonconformist 🤡🤡🤡
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If you’ve decided to quit a job at a company, the sooner you leave, the better. Once you’ve finished the handover for the most part, you can proactively find HR and request to leave early—so you can leave in a dignified way. If you’ve already completed the handover and there’s still half a month left, your boss will think you’re just “collecting pay,” and will try to find an excuse to make you leave early. That would be awkward—unless there are still people you haven’t handed things over to, in which case they’ll reluctantly keep you until your resignation date. In reality, I’ve seen way too m
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I got paid today. I paid back more than $1,000 for Huabei, about $1,500 for my mortgage, $600 for rent, and I also borrowed about $800 more. I don’t have much left after that. I still need to set aside $1,500 per month as a fixed deposit, and then buy $1,500 worth of U each month—so that’s like saving too. In the end, I’m left with very little. Working folks 🤡🤡🤡
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It turns out beauties all like cosplay. If they don’t wear a mask, they might immediately shout “harassment!” Next time, try wearing a mask too, and see if you can run into a beautiful woman 🤡🤡🤡
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Good morning. The sky finally cleared today, and the work people are back to being busy again. What should you eat for dinner? A bowl of porridge is enough.🤡🤡🤡
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Even cats are forced to work overtime. If that’s the case, what reason do we still have not to work overtime? Work overtime to the point of death—go all out. If we don’t drop dead, we won’t stop. 🤡🤡🤡🔨🔨
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Oh wow, this really takes talent—just like a real-life brown-noser. When you were young, you probably did this a lot, right? You wouldn’t refuse, you wouldn’t agree—you’d just keep them hanging on you, always. 🤡🤡🤡
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Huli-style green peppers stir-fried with twice-cooked pork, my favorite. It costs 13 yuan, and the flavor is pretty good. Do you also like eating it? 🤡🤡🤡
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I joined the second factory just after it opened in 2009. I worked in the stamping department, then moved to the printing department. After working for one month, I was fired. The reasons were two small things: first, when I added ink to the printer, I almost added the wrong ink, but another coworker noticed and reminded me, and I corrected it. In the end, that guy went and told the plant manager, saying that I almost added the wrong ink and that my work wasn’t focused—maybe he was afraid I’d replace his position. The other thing was that during overtime at night, I checked the status of all t
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In Dongguan, this rain is kind of all over the place—just a little breeze. Someone said there’s a typhoon today… but it’s literally only this much wind. I can’t even look at it anymore 🤡🤡🤡
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The EU deadbeat is once again closely following the UK’s playbook, imposing comprehensive sanctions on HTX. Truly doing everything they can—they even sanctioned the dogs and cats of old Russia. What a deranged organization: if anything has even the slightest connection to old Russia, even indirectly, it won’t do—pure hysteria. Now the US and the “squid” are both wreaking havoc on the whole world, yet this organization doesn’t even dare to let out so much as a fart. It’s beyond description—this piece of trash 🤡🤡🤡
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Rarely indulge—have a drink this time, go all out 🤡🤡🤡
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This is my first time going to KTV this year, it’s been a long time since I last came 🤡🤡🤡
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We must learn this: When you meet an awesome person, be confident and respectful, neither arrogant nor submissive. When you encounter someone who’s difficult to deal with, treat them as equals, because you have to understand that what belongs to others will always belong to others and has nothing to do with you. If someone in front of you acts all high and mighty, why would you feel the need to fawn over them? Be water my friend🤡🤡🤡
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