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When I was in college, I skipped a history class because I was in a bad mood that day and felt it was too boring to attend…
But what happened was that my counselor ended up personally jumping into the lake to save me…
What I never expected was that the story became more and more outrageous as it spread….
That afternoon, after skipping class, I wandered around and ended up going to the lakeside alone to tear up toilet paper and feed the fish
While I was feeding them, my counselor happened to run into me while heading downstairs to buy something, and even greeted me
Feeling guilty when I saw him

When I was little, I always suspected that my dad was pretending to snore in his sleep, because every time he lay down, he would start snoring in less than three seconds..
It was just too fast—I often couldn’t fall asleep even after ten minutes
So to prove it, one day I used his cigarette lighter to burn the sole of his foot..
At that time, my dad drove a taxi in Wuhan and worked almost exclusively night shifts
So he was basically catching up on sleep during the day, and his speed of falling asleep was absurdly fast
Once, the two of us were sitting on the sofa watching TV
The second before, he

A man in his early 50s rushed into a police station, saying he had been scammed out of 8,000 yuan.
The police asked, “How were you scammed?” The man began explaining what had happened... He ran a small convenience store.
Some time ago, a strange man came into the store and called him “Maijia” as soon as they met. The man was stunned.
The other man was extremely friendly, saying they were from the same hometown and had often played together as children, but they had not seen each other for more than 30 years. In fact, the man could not remember him at all and had no impression of him whatsoever

Our company hired a fresh graduate last year.
The first time I saw her six months ago, she was unbelievably beautiful—definitely campus-belle level. I even wondered whether HR had hired her based on her looks.
Six months later, I walked past her desk again and suddenly spaced
out. I was thinking to myself at the time: Who is that?
I remembered that a fresh graduate had joined the office on our floor back then as a test engineer.
When she first arrived, she looked so fresh and radiant—absolutely gorgeous, with heads turning everywhere she went.
She was petite, with a high ponytail, gold-rimmed

When Brother Mao was in middle school, the school caught a young couple dating.
The teacher who caught them happened to be one of our subject teachers. In class the next day, he told us about it. There were actually many students dating at that time..
The teacher was startled when he walked into the woods and saw a boy and a girl….
He said that night the school had organized a search for young couples dating
As he passed the school woods, he saw two people inside from a distance. A boy and a girl
At night, the two had secretly hidden in the woods.
This time, they were caught red-handed.
But af

When Mao-ge was in college, several of us in the dorm had to take a nap every day at noon! The fat guy in the top bunk snored
The guy next door secretly took off his smelly socks, someone was reading text-based NBA updates, and someone was studying his newly purchased Nokia
I lay on my bed chatting with my girlfriend and told her I’d send her a QQ shake window when I woke up..
Years later, I suddenly really wanted to take another nap like that, but no matter what, I just couldn’t fall asleep…
Actually, there wasn’t a single person in the office that afternoon.
Everyone in the office had gone o

One of Cat Bro’s neighbors had been raised by his parents to be “independent” since the age of 9
At 9, they sent him to boarding school; at 12, to a militarized, closed-off private school; and at 18, they sent him abroad—but in the end, something happened that no one could have expected….
His parents’ thinking was simple:
A boy shouldn’t rely too much on his family; he should learn to live independently and make his own decisions early on, and ideally start a business independently in the future
Later, they succeeded
He really did become extremely independent
So independent that he came to tre

30088, a very auspicious number. Wishing everyone a weekend of making money.
Gaining followers felt really difficult this week—up 200, down 300🤣
Actually, last week already exceeded this number..

When we were in college, the six guys in our dorm once worked a full day just to afford a hot pot meal with lamb.
Two of us handed out flyers, while the rest ran around near the train station all day in mascot costumes, exhausted beyond words..
We earned 80 yuan each, and that evening the six of us pooled 480 yuan and rushed into a small hot pot restaurant..
The hot pot base cost 20 yuan. With the rest, we bought almost nothing but lamb—a full 5 kilograms.
That day, we couldn't even bring ourselves to order vegetables.
After working for many years, right up to now
Strangely, I feel that no lam

When I was in college, a guy in the dorm next door was cheated on by his girlfriend.
That night, he drank 250 grams of baijiu, lay on the floor crying and shouting, “I don't want to live anymore.” Honestly, the sight of him rolling around on the floor was a little embarrassing, so we carried him back to bed. Only after watching him start snoring did we feel safe going back to sleep.
At daybreak the next morning, the old dormitory gatekeeper suddenly banged on the dorm door and shouted, “Get up! Someone's hanging in the hallway!”
We all rushed outside to take a look.
Everyone's faces turned pal

Brother Cat’s little nephew was the top chatterbox in his entire class—he could talk nonstop…
The teacher really couldn’t take it anymore, so she seated him next to a child with autism, hoping he would quiet down a bit
But a few months later, the teacher discovered that things had completely gotten out of control…
The nephew’s family was the kind that didn’t really push their child academically
His parents didn’t pay much attention to him, and the teacher also found it hard to keep him under control
He could chat during class and chat even more after class, and he could strike up a conversatio

Woke up from a nap and lost over 100 followers again. Great Sage, stop using your powers 😭
At this rate, it’ll drop below 30,000!

A VIP client casually stubbed his cigarette into a flowerpot during a meeting at our company. When our director found out, he angrily carried the pot to the boss to demand an explanation.
The boss thought he was making a mountain out of a molehill:
“Isn’t it just a flowerpot? I’ll buy you a new one later.” After hearing that, the director suddenly fell silent.. Later, it seemed he had “zeroed in” on that client. When the client came again…. something unexpected happened.
Later I learned that he hadn’t simply let it go.
He had merely started investigating…
Who had actually done it.
The story go

Years ago, in my first year as a soldier, my company commander assigned me a very strange “duty”:
To keep his wife company and date her!
The odd thing was that later, his sister-in-law specifically asked for me to go.
At the time, I was just a conscript who had joined the company a few months earlier,
And no one could have imagined what happened next….
Back then, our division had just moved, and I remember it was still the era of Super Girl.
During that period, the company commander was so busy he was nearly going insane.
The unit was moving while also competing for some kind of advanced compa

Many years ago, Cat Bro received a phone call,
and a girl with an especially sweet voice on the other end said:
“Hello, I’m with XX Bank’s customer service, employee ID XXX. Our system shows that you have an overseas transaction on record. Did you make this transaction yourself?”
I said: “You have such a nice voice. Could you say that again?”
Suddenly, there was silence on the other end for a second or two.
Then I vaguely heard a man nearby say:
“This is an idiot. Hang up on him.” Then came a series of beeps.

If your child, or a relative or friend, has dropped out of university, shuts themselves in at home all day, doesn’t work or study, and only plays video games
the most dangerous thing at this point is for everyone to suddenly start trying to save them, but what you don’t realize is that the more you do this,
the final result may very well be: their ID card gets cut up, their household registration is altered, and the whole family cries during the Spring Festival
For example, finding them a job, calling in favors, signing them up for training courses, cutting off their living expenses, tak