Yqgyx

My dad only said he felt a little tired that day and wanted to sleep for a while
But the doctor told me:
“If you had brought him in any later, he might not have made it.”
That year, I was 21 and my younger brother was 19
One day at dinner, I noticed that my dad looked particularly pale, had no strength at all, and his hands felt cold
The more I looked at him, the more I felt something was wrong, so I asked him:
“Didn’t you say this afternoon that you weren’t feeling well and went to the clinic? What did the doctor say?”
Whenever my dad had a headache or caught a cold, he would go

Cat Bro once went to his college classmate’s house for a meal and nearly lost this good friend over one sentence😂
His mother was extremely beautiful
She had a great figure, fair skin, and an especially elegant demeanor. She was the kind of woman in her forties who could still easily make people take a second look when she went out. She didn’t look her age at all, appearing to be in her early thirties
That day, after I arrived, she prepared a whole table full of dishes,
When the last dish was served, she took off her apron and happened to sit beside me, chatting with us while eating
As we chat

I remember Cat once saw an interview clip that he felt he would never forget. Even now, the memory remains vivid.
The police officer asked an older man, “Aren’t your family worried about you? Doesn’t your father take care of you?”
The older man smiled and said, “My father has been dead for eleven years.”
The police officer found this puzzling and asked again:
“What about your mother?”
“My mother has been dead for more than twenty years.”
“What about your wife?”
“My wife died eleven years ago too.”
“What about your children?”
“They’re dead too.”
The police officer could hardly believe it:
“How

Brother Mao never used to believe that being handsome could put food on the table. 🤔
Until I met a guy who had not earned a single cent for five consecutive years.
His wife was born in 1994 and is now a bank president. She earns 300,000–400,000 yuan a year, and her career is getting better and better.
And him?
He used to say he worked in construction, but from 2021 until now, he has basically never brought home a cent. Calling him an unemployed idler would not be an exaggeration.
According to his wife, the only things he has to do every day are:
Take care of the kids and play games.
And he ha

Cat Bro knows a guy who ranked 17th in the written civil service exam for a position with only 3 openings
In the end, he got in! There was also a surprise at the end
Cat Bro still finds this luck unbelievable!😱
A few years ago, he was working at an ordinary company in Foshan
One day, while slacking off at work, he happened to see that it was the last day to register for the provincial civil service exam
He never expected to pass and thought, “Since I’ve seen it, I might as well apply,” so he casually applied for a public security post in a Pearl River Delta city
There were 3 openi

When Brother Mao was in college, our history teacher suddenly said something one day that left the whole class completely baffled…
That day, he was teaching us about the Hexi Corridor.
For some reason, his mood was off throughout the entire class, as if he were really depressed. Halfway through, he simply told us to study on our own.
Then he stood by the window with his hands behind his back, staring blankly outside.
Well, we were in college—if the teacher wasn’t teaching, we were even happier.
Some played on their phones, some slept, and nobody thought much of it.
Then, just before class ende

Cat Bro observes: The world is just one giant amateur operation!
Do whatever comes to mind, as long as it’s not illegal and doesn’t hurt others!
You might just succeed!

Cat Bro’s younger cousin almost had a very sweet romance.
But she literally ran the guy off😂
My younger cousin is 1.7 meters tall and quite pretty, but she has a hobby that involves a lot of running!
In college, she often took part in all kinds of marathons, and whenever she had free time, she would go running on the track or in the park.
Besides, while other people might run three to five kilometers, Cat Bro himself only routinely runs 6 kilometers.
She starts with over ten kilometers.
One day during her sophomore year, she excitedly told me:
“Bro, bro, while I was running toda

After meeting a girl three times, I already kind of wanted to marry her.
It sounds pretty pathetic when I say it out loud.
Mainly because everything she took me to eat was just too delicious. 😂
For our first date, we met near her office.
I originally thought she would politely say something like:
“Anything is fine, you pick.”
But she didn’t bother with any pleasantries and simply told me to follow her:
“There’s a Yunnan restaurant nearby. Their lemongrass grilled fish is especially delicious. Let’s go eat that.”
So we went.
And the fish really was delicious.
It was charred and fragrant on the

What do the people you know who know the most Chinese-speaking X users do?
A Crypto traders, investors, and people in the crypto space
B University students
C Content creators
D Just here to have fun
Anything else? Feel free to add.

Cat Bro observes: There is actually a rather interesting phenomenon in this world
In many industries, by the time you reach the end, you’ll find that (and the same goes for X)
It is often a group of people who only half understand things fooling those who understand nothing at all; the loudest voices are usually the half-informed
Those who truly understand are instead rarely so absolute, and sometimes cannot even get a word in, appearing quite quiet
This world is often just one giant amateur operation!

One joke from Cat Bro led a 39-year-old lifelong single guy earning over 600,000 a year to quit and start a business. Unexpectedly, eight months later, he really got married.😱
Here's what happened: Cat Bro has a 39-year-old friend who graduated from a 985 university and earned over 600,000 a year.
But he had truly been single since birth and had never dated.
He had gone on plenty of blind dates over the years, but his hair was almost gone, with what looked like a receding hairline, and yet he was still obsessed with looks.
One time, I casually joked:
“If you're an eligible bachelor, why would

Last night, Brother Cat was pulled over by traffic police for a DUI check. He asked me:
“How much did you drink?” I answered truthfully:
“500 grams of baijiu, and four bottles of beer.”
As soon as the officers heard that, they suddenly got excited!
They quickly surrounded me with the breathalyzer:
“Come on, come on, blow into it.” I was so scared that I sobered up on the spot.
I suddenly realized,
Wait, I was sitting in the back seat
I had called a designated driver
I immediately said:
“I wasn’t driving. Why are you making me blow into this?”
The officer said:
“We’ve been checking here for two

Has anyone else noticed? Recently, many X friends you’ve just gotten to know have suddenly disappeared and can no longer be found!!

Last night, I was stopped by traffic police for a DUI check
He asked Cat Bro:
“How much did you drink?”
I answered honestly:
“A pound of baijiu and four bottles of beer.”
A few traffic officers suddenly got excited when they heard that
They gathered around with their breathalyzers:
“Come on, come on, blow into it.”
I was so scared that I sobered up on the spot
It was only the next second that I realized
Wait a minute
I was sitting in the back seat
I had called a designated driver
I said:
“I wasn’t driving, so why are you making me blow into this?”
The traffic officer said:
“We’ve been checking

On the day our high school homeroom teacher passed away, the students who came to see her off ranged from their twenties to their forties
One woman cried until she could no longer stand
She was not the teacher’s daughter
Just a student she had taught many years ago
We used to call her Ms. Zhou, but later we liked calling her Mom Zhou
When she first took over our class in our second year of high school, the first thing she did was handwrite a letter to each of the parents of the dozens of students in our class
At the first class meeting, she was very direct:
“My students are not allowed to just

When my wife first came to my house as my “girlfriend,” my dad looked at her for less than a minute before laughing:
“Did you two start dating?”
Her face immediately turned bright red.
Actually, she had been coming over to play at my house since she was little.
She used to push open the door and shout:
“Uncle, Auntie, I’m here!”
Then she would help herself to snacks, pour her own water, plop down on the sofa, and start watching TV.
She ate whenever she wanted and laughed whenever she wanted.
Sometimes it felt like she was even more at ease in my home than I was in my own.
My parents had long s

Cat Bro once had a friend who, for six months, earned an average of 10k a week
But he had to work himself to the bone every day and night, and he wasn't afraid of working himself to death at all
He was only afraid that the orders would suddenly disappear
He was originally just an ordinary programmer, until one time a friend took on a freelance project, didn't have enough people, and brought him in
He worked his regular job during the day and squeezed in freelance work whenever he could
After dinner, he would go home and keep coding, often until two or three in the morning
He got up at six in t

Here’s a counterintuitive point:
What determines whether two people can stay together long-term
isn’t how many good qualities the other person has,
but how many of their flaws you can tolerate.

Cat Bro realized he had been tricked after ten years of marriage to his wife😂
Here's what happened: I had just gone through a breakup, and I wasn't in a very good mental state.
I happened to meet her at a dinner with friends.
From then on, she invited me out for walks almost every night and kept me company while we chatted
She even invited me to spend New Year's Eve with her
Once, she came to the place where I lived and, after looking around for a while, frowned and asked:
“Wow, why is your place so dirty and messy?”
I laughed and said: “I've been busy lately and haven't had time to clean up.