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The year I graduated, I brought my girlfriend back to my rented apartment for the first time.
On the way back, I secretly called my roommates: “I’m bringing my girlfriend back in two hours. If you have time, tidy up a bit.” Back then, several of us guys lived together, and the place was extremely dirty and messy.
But two hours later, when I pushed open the door, I was stunned😱I even wondered for a moment whether I had walked into the wrong apartment…
At the time, five of us newly graduated guys shared the place. How dirty was it normally? We bros were always making a racket.
We tossed dirty c

When I was little, I was carrying a basin of milk home when I tripped halfway there, spilling the milk all over the ground.
My dad ran over and asked if I was hurt. I didn’t cry; I just looked at the ground and said, “The milk is gone.”
Many years later, my dad told me, “When you said the milk was gone, it made me feel guilty for the rest of my life.”
At the time, I couldn’t understand it at all…
Until I had a child of my own…
That year, someone in our residential community brought a cow around to sell fresh milk.
I took a basin downstairs to buy some, but tripped on the way home and spilled t

In high school, a female classmate once asked me with a grin, “My heart is on the right side. Do you believe me?”
I said, “Of course.”
And then nothing happened…
I remember that this girl and I had always gotten along pretty well,
She had a great figure, fair skin, was slightly chubby, and had the vibe of the girl next door, but after that, she seemed to become very cold toward me..

Back in high school, a female classmate once asked me with a grin, “My heart is on the right side. Do you believe me?”
I said, “Of course I do.”
I remember that this girl and I had always gotten along pretty well,
She had a great figure, fair skin, and was slightly chubby, with a girl-next-door vibe.
Whenever we changed seats in class, she liked sitting near me.
Whenever I came back from playing basketball, she would often push the water on the desk toward me.
But ever since she asked me that, she seemed to become really distant... I wonder if I said something wrong...

Cat Bro’s son was reading The Legend of the Condor Heroes. He was born after 2010, and halfway through, he suddenly asked me:
“Dad, if someone breaks your leg for no reason and kicks you out of the house, why would you still kneel down and beg for his forgiveness?”
“Can someone really be that pathetic?”
He was talking about Lu Chengfeng and Huang Yaoshi.
He continued:
“So who is supposed to forgive whom?”
To be honest, that question actually left Cat Bro speechless at the time.
Because when people of our generation watched Jin Yong adaptations as children, it seemed like no one had ever raised

Here’s a little-known fact:
Being a creator is physically demanding work…

Cat Bro’s lunch today: grilled meat, milk, and eggs
Take big bites of meat and big gulps of milk!
What did everyone have for lunch on Monday?

There was a security guard at my former company who had a large scar across his face and wore sunglasses all year round.
He once caught a gang of thieves stealing equipment by himself, and even took down two dog thieves armed with tranquilizer guns with his bare hands. The scrap collectors who occasionally came around would all avoid him.
Yet this man whom nobody dared to provoke once stood at my office door, blushing, and asked me:
“Boss, could I get part of my salary in advance?”
At the time, I had just taken over the project’s personnel work.
He usually spoke very little. He had s

“Those of you who can hear, when you think in your head, can you really hear your own voice?”
The first time I heard this question, my brain froze for a few seconds
The person asking me was a friend who had lost his hearing as a child
That day, I went to his house as a guest. His wife was cooking in the kitchen, while the two of us sat in the living room “chatting”
He used sign language. Whenever there was something I didn’t understand, his wife helped translate from the kitchen.
Whenever I wanted to say something, I typed it on my phone and showed it to him.
Halfway through our conversation,

I had been looking for the girl for 20 years. At our first meal together, her son suddenly asked, “Mom, who is this uncle?”
Her mother glanced at me and said with a smile, “He’s your uncle.”
After hesitating for a moment, I smiled too.
Because over 20 years ago, I had been sent to Huangshi to live with relatives, where my older cousins bullied me every day. And this child’s mother was the only girl who would protect me back then.
Her nickname was—Spicy Girl.
In that instant, I suddenly felt that this was probably the best ending we could have.
When I was little, because of my famil

In third grade, the little girl took the biggest bowl in the house out to beg for food!
She had not even gotten a single bite of food—just as she reached the village entrance, the owner of a braised meat shop stopped her and sent her back
The owner spotted her from far away, standing under the blazing sun with a broken bowl in her hands, and shouted loudly, “Hey, girl, where are you going with a bowl at noon?”
She was so frightened that she stood there, afraid to move.. But what happened afterward surprised everyone….
Here’s what happened:
In third grade, her family had completely run out of f

One day in college, a roommate suddenly asked me:
“That cute girl who was always with you—why haven’t I seen her lately?” I suddenly froze and said, “Which cute girl?”
My roommate said, “What the hell, are you blind or gay? The one who’s with you every day.” “Can’t you tell she likes you?”
I suddenly realized it. Thinking back, it had indeed been a while since I’d seen her, but at the time, I hadn’t thought of it that way at all.
Later, when I thought back to those details, perhaps my roommate had been right.
She was a sunny, adorable girl, petite, with big eyes and very fair skin. When she sm

I remember when I had just graduated, my uncle was at the level of a vice mayor and was very concerned about my job, so he introduced me to an organization where I could work and gain experience.
I had only been there for three days and was still getting familiar with the place when a senior leader came to inspect it that day. He knew my uncle and knew I was his nephew, so he warmly came over to greet me and reached out to shake my hand. It was winter, and the ground was very slippery after the snow the day before.
I lost my footing and slide-tackled the leader…
After getting up, I lost my foo

In college, someone in the dorm snored, someone took off their smelly socks—the stench was unbearable, but I could fall asleep within 3 minutes of lying down
Years later, the entire office was so quiet that I was the only one left…
I put on a steam eye mask, but no matter what, I couldn't fall asleep..
Just as I irritably yanked off the eye mask, a sudden flash of insight struck me. I thought back to more than a decade ago and wished I could take a nap like that again..
Because at that moment, my mind was full of spreadsheets, meeting minutes, next week's work, and that sentence the se

When I was in college, I skipped a history class because I was in a bad mood that day and felt it was too boring to attend…
But what happened was that my counselor ended up personally jumping into the lake to save me…
What I never expected was that the story became more and more outrageous as it spread….
That afternoon, after skipping class, I wandered around and ended up going to the lakeside alone to tear up toilet paper and feed the fish
While I was feeding them, my counselor happened to run into me while heading downstairs to buy something, and even greeted me
Feeling guilty when I saw him

When I was little, I always suspected that my dad was pretending to snore in his sleep, because every time he lay down, he would start snoring in less than three seconds..
It was just too fast—I often couldn’t fall asleep even after ten minutes
So to prove it, one day I used his cigarette lighter to burn the sole of his foot..
At that time, my dad drove a taxi in Wuhan and worked almost exclusively night shifts
So he was basically catching up on sleep during the day, and his speed of falling asleep was absurdly fast
Once, the two of us were sitting on the sofa watching TV
The second before, he

A man in his early 50s rushed into a police station, saying he had been scammed out of 8,000 yuan.
The police asked, “How were you scammed?” The man began explaining what had happened... He ran a small convenience store.
Some time ago, a strange man came into the store and called him “Maijia” as soon as they met. The man was stunned.
The other man was extremely friendly, saying they were from the same hometown and had often played together as children, but they had not seen each other for more than 30 years. In fact, the man could not remember him at all and had no impression of him whatsoever