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After meeting a girl three times, I already kind of wanted to marry her.
It sounds pretty pathetic when I say it out loud.
Mainly because everything she took me to eat was just too delicious. 😂
For our first date, we met near her office.
I originally thought she would politely say something like:
“Anything is fine, you pick.”
But she didn’t bother with any pleasantries and simply told me to follow her:
“There’s a Yunnan restaurant nearby. Their lemongrass grilled fish is especially delicious. Let’s go eat that.”
So we went.
And the fish really was delicious.
It was charred and fragrant on the

What do the people you know who know the most Chinese-speaking X users do?
A Crypto traders, investors, and people in the crypto space
B University students
C Content creators
D Just here to have fun
Anything else? Feel free to add.

Cat Bro observes: There is actually a rather interesting phenomenon in this world
In many industries, by the time you reach the end, you’ll find that (and the same goes for X)
It is often a group of people who only half understand things fooling those who understand nothing at all; the loudest voices are usually the half-informed
Those who truly understand are instead rarely so absolute, and sometimes cannot even get a word in, appearing quite quiet
This world is often just one giant amateur operation!

One joke from Cat Bro led a 39-year-old lifelong single guy earning over 600,000 a year to quit and start a business. Unexpectedly, eight months later, he really got married.😱
Here's what happened: Cat Bro has a 39-year-old friend who graduated from a 985 university and earned over 600,000 a year.
But he had truly been single since birth and had never dated.
He had gone on plenty of blind dates over the years, but his hair was almost gone, with what looked like a receding hairline, and yet he was still obsessed with looks.
One time, I casually joked:
“If you're an eligible bachelor, why would

Last night, Brother Cat was pulled over by traffic police for a DUI check. He asked me:
“How much did you drink?” I answered truthfully:
“500 grams of baijiu, and four bottles of beer.”
As soon as the officers heard that, they suddenly got excited!
They quickly surrounded me with the breathalyzer:
“Come on, come on, blow into it.” I was so scared that I sobered up on the spot.
I suddenly realized,
Wait, I was sitting in the back seat
I had called a designated driver
I immediately said:
“I wasn’t driving. Why are you making me blow into this?”
The officer said:
“We’ve been checking here for two

Has anyone else noticed? Recently, many X friends you’ve just gotten to know have suddenly disappeared and can no longer be found!!

Last night, I was stopped by traffic police for a DUI check
He asked Cat Bro:
“How much did you drink?”
I answered honestly:
“A pound of baijiu and four bottles of beer.”
A few traffic officers suddenly got excited when they heard that
They gathered around with their breathalyzers:
“Come on, come on, blow into it.”
I was so scared that I sobered up on the spot
It was only the next second that I realized
Wait a minute
I was sitting in the back seat
I had called a designated driver
I said:
“I wasn’t driving, so why are you making me blow into this?”
The traffic officer said:
“We’ve been checking

On the day our high school homeroom teacher passed away, the students who came to see her off ranged from their twenties to their forties
One woman cried until she could no longer stand
She was not the teacher’s daughter
Just a student she had taught many years ago
We used to call her Ms. Zhou, but later we liked calling her Mom Zhou
When she first took over our class in our second year of high school, the first thing she did was handwrite a letter to each of the parents of the dozens of students in our class
At the first class meeting, she was very direct:
“My students are not allowed to just

When my wife first came to my house as my “girlfriend,” my dad looked at her for less than a minute before laughing:
“Did you two start dating?”
Her face immediately turned bright red.
Actually, she had been coming over to play at my house since she was little.
She used to push open the door and shout:
“Uncle, Auntie, I’m here!”
Then she would help herself to snacks, pour her own water, plop down on the sofa, and start watching TV.
She ate whenever she wanted and laughed whenever she wanted.
Sometimes it felt like she was even more at ease in my home than I was in my own.
My parents had long s

Cat Bro once had a friend who, for six months, earned an average of 10k a week
But he had to work himself to the bone every day and night, and he wasn't afraid of working himself to death at all
He was only afraid that the orders would suddenly disappear
He was originally just an ordinary programmer, until one time a friend took on a freelance project, didn't have enough people, and brought him in
He worked his regular job during the day and squeezed in freelance work whenever he could
After dinner, he would go home and keep coding, often until two or three in the morning
He got up at six in t

Here’s a counterintuitive point:
What determines whether two people can stay together long-term
isn’t how many good qualities the other person has,
but how many of their flaws you can tolerate.

Cat Bro realized he had been tricked after ten years of marriage to his wife😂
Here's what happened: I had just gone through a breakup, and I wasn't in a very good mental state.
I happened to meet her at a dinner with friends.
From then on, she invited me out for walks almost every night and kept me company while we chatted
She even invited me to spend New Year's Eve with her
Once, she came to the place where I lived and, after looking around for a while, frowned and asked:
“Wow, why is your place so dirty and messy?”
I laughed and said: “I've been busy lately and haven't had time to clean up.

A few years ago, while traveling, Cat Bro almost got pickpocketed.
A complete stranger I didn’t know helped me
The scenic area was extremely crowded that day, and apparently some program happened to be filming there; the road was even closed for a while
When they reopened it, everyone who had been waiting for ages suddenly surged forward, and I slowly squeezed ahead with the crowd
Just then, someone behind me suddenly shouted very loudly:
“Everyone, watch where you’re going!”
“Be careful not to lose your bags!”
The voice was incredibly loud, so I instinctively turned around and glanced back
It

Some time ago, a buddy who had known Mao-ge for many years suddenly told me:
“I’m going to break up with my girlfriend.” I was very puzzled.
He and his girlfriend had been together since their teens, nearly 20 years by now. Although they had never officially held a wedding, their relationship had always been very stable.
My first reaction was:
“Which one of you cheated?”
He said:
“Neither of us.”
Because I had known them for many years,
there had never been any cheating or dramatic incidents, and their relationship had always been great.
They ate together, traveled together, and lived together

I remember there used to be an old man living upstairs from Cat Bro who especially liked standing on the balcony smoking
Smoking was one thing, but he would always flick the ashes downstairs, leaving my balcony covered in cigarette ash
I went to talk to him several times, and every time he was extremely agreeable to my face:
“Got it, got it. I’ll be more careful next time.”
Then the next day, he’d do exactly the same
Later, I happened to discover that both of the air conditioners in his apartment could actually be found by the air-conditioner controller app on my phone
From then on, I’d take a

Another day is coming to an end
Cat Bro has realized that, when night falls,
a person actually doesn't need anything special
just a place to return to,
someone to talk to,
and a bed where they can sleep peacefully when tired,
and that is already very good
That’s all for tonight
Good night, friends on X. We’ll continue chatting tomorrow

The company paid her 150k in severance and laid off her after 12 years of service
Yet just a few days later, her boss called and asked her to come back.
She is 45 years old this year
She had worked at the company for 12 years. Her technical skills and abilities were solid, but she was older and her salary was high
The company hired a younger person to replace her.
The new hire had higher academic qualifications, but earned only half her salary
Naturally, she felt uncomfortable
But she had already received the 150k in severance, so she decided to let it go.
Unexpectedly, a few days later, her b

When my son was a little over one year old, I took him downstairs to play and met a little boy downstairs who was exceptionally good at taking care of others. The two of them hit it off really well.
Cat Bro even thought that this child must have been raised exceptionally well at home.
Until his mom called him home for dinner…
Here’s what happened: when Cat Bro took his son downstairs to play, he met a five- or six-year-old boy.
Somehow, the two children quickly became friends.
The older boy was incredibly kind.
He freely let my son play with his toys, and when they ran around, he deliberately

Some time ago, Cat Bro attended a class reunion, and a female classmate got drunk and suddenly collapsed onto the table, saying:
“I really want a divorce. I can’t hold on much longer.”
We had been laughing and joking around, but suddenly everyone fell silent.
Then we asked her:
“What’s wrong with your husband?”
My first reaction at the time was to wonder whether her husband had started treating her badly.
But that wasn’t it. She said her husband was a civil servant who earned over 7000 a month, gave her 6000 after payday, and kept only 1000 for himself.
That 1000 was basically for filling up t

In the first few months after starting university, whenever I went to the cafeteria, I could only afford one ¥1.2 dish
Rice was free
So every time I filled my bowl to the brim and ate greedily with the rice in my arms
By the end, my plate was as clean as if it had been licked, and I even used rice to wipe up every bit of the sauce
I always thought no one noticed any of this
Three months later, an extra 2,000 yuan suddenly appeared in my account
I was shocked and asked around whether the school had transferred the money by mistake
Only later did I find out that a woman I often saw in the cafete