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For dinner, I’m just having something simple by myself: fried rice and egg tarts
Tomorrow’s Saturday, so I’ll have a big feast! 😆
Where is everyone planning to go this weekend?
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When we were in college, the six guys in our dorm once worked a full day just to afford a hot pot meal with lamb.
Two of us handed out flyers, while the rest ran around near the train station all day in mascot costumes, exhausted beyond words..
We earned 80 yuan each, and that evening the six of us pooled 480 yuan and rushed into a small hot pot restaurant..
The hot pot base cost 20 yuan. With the rest, we bought almost nothing but lamb—a full 5 kilograms.
That day, we couldn't even bring ourselves to order vegetables.
After working for many years, right up to now
Strangely, I feel that no lam
When I was in college, a guy in the dorm next door was cheated on by his girlfriend.
That night, he drank 250 grams of baijiu, lay on the floor crying and shouting, “I don't want to live anymore.” Honestly, the sight of him rolling around on the floor was a little embarrassing, so we carried him back to bed. Only after watching him start snoring did we feel safe going back to sleep.
At daybreak the next morning, the old dormitory gatekeeper suddenly banged on the dorm door and shouted, “Get up! Someone's hanging in the hallway!”
We all rushed outside to take a look.
Everyone's faces turned pal
Brother Cat’s little nephew was the top chatterbox in his entire class—he could talk nonstop…
The teacher really couldn’t take it anymore, so she seated him next to a child with autism, hoping he would quiet down a bit
But a few months later, the teacher discovered that things had completely gotten out of control…
The nephew’s family was the kind that didn’t really push their child academically
His parents didn’t pay much attention to him, and the teacher also found it hard to keep him under control
He could chat during class and chat even more after class, and he could strike up a conversatio
Woke up from a nap and lost over 100 followers again. Great Sage, stop using your powers 😭
At this rate, it’ll drop below 30,000!
A VIP client casually stubbed his cigarette into a flowerpot during a meeting at our company. When our director found out, he angrily carried the pot to the boss to demand an explanation.
The boss thought he was making a mountain out of a molehill:
“Isn’t it just a flowerpot? I’ll buy you a new one later.” After hearing that, the director suddenly fell silent.. Later, it seemed he had “zeroed in” on that client. When the client came again…. something unexpected happened.
Later I learned that he hadn’t simply let it go.
He had merely started investigating…
Who had actually done it.
The story go
Today's lunch: pan-fried spicy beef slices and okra scrambled eggs!
What did everyone have for lunch! You need to eat to have the energy to work 💪
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Years ago, in my first year as a soldier, my company commander assigned me a very strange “duty”:
To keep his wife company and date her!
The odd thing was that later, his sister-in-law specifically asked for me to go.
At the time, I was just a conscript who had joined the company a few months earlier,
And no one could have imagined what happened next….
Back then, our division had just moved, and I remember it was still the era of Super Girl.
During that period, the company commander was so busy he was nearly going insane.
The unit was moving while also competing for some kind of advanced compa
Many years ago, Cat Bro received a phone call,
and a girl with an especially sweet voice on the other end said:
“Hello, I’m with XX Bank’s customer service, employee ID XXX. Our system shows that you have an overseas transaction on record. Did you make this transaction yourself?”
I said: “You have such a nice voice. Could you say that again?”
Suddenly, there was silence on the other end for a second or two.
Then I vaguely heard a man nearby say:
“This is an idiot. Hang up on him.” Then came a series of beeps.
Today’s simple dinner for one: rice noodles with three fried eggs, followed by rambutan and mangosteen for dessert!
Recently, Cat Bro has only been eating two meals a day: lunch and dinner.
What tasty food did everyone have for dinner tonight?
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If your child, or a relative or friend, has dropped out of university, shuts themselves in at home all day, doesn’t work or study, and only plays video games
the most dangerous thing at this point is for everyone to suddenly start trying to save them, but what you don’t realize is that the more you do this,
the final result may very well be: their ID card gets cut up, their household registration is altered, and the whole family cries during the Spring Festival
For example, finding them a job, calling in favors, signing them up for training courses, cutting off their living expenses, tak
The year I had just graduated from college, I hit an elderly woman on my bicycle and sent her flying several meters
I was completely stunned with fear at the time. Later, a hospital examination showed that she had a fracture, and she was put in a cast
But strangely, even though it was clearly my fault, her family never asked me for a cent
The next day, my parents could no longer sit still. They took me to visit her proactively, and only after we arrived did I learn the reason..
That day, I had originally just gone out on my bike to enjoy the scenery and wander around, but when I passed near my
Cat Bro thinks that in the AI era, writing, translating, creating images, and making videos will all become increasingly inexpensive, because AI can do them all.
What will truly be expensive is: judgment!
I have an uncle who graduated from a prestigious 985 university, quit his civil-service position in Wuhan in the 2000s, and went into business
He later bet successfully and built his assets to several, even more than a dozen, “small goals.” In crypto terms, he is an A9/A10-level billionaire
But this man, who became a billionaire by escaping the system, is now most anxious about one thing: how to get his daughter into the system! 😱
Because last Chinese New Year, he and I talked for several hours
He said that even a public institution would be fine, which I found especially hard to understand a
To be fair, shopping in China is still more convenient, with Pinduoduo, Taobao, JD.com, and all sorts of others...
Mao-ge only has this one to use abroad, and even then he has to grab coupons to get free shipping 🤣
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Back in high school, when I was young and hot-blooded! I did something that still feels a little crazy when I think about it now
There were no teachers, no parents, and no cell phones
I took 42 classmates and rode a bus for more than two hours straight to the Provincial Department of Education..
Because we wanted to report our own school cafeteria!!
The whole thing started over nothing more than a single lunch
That noon, my roommate and I were eating in the cafeteria
As we were eating, both of us found a large foreign object in our food
The only meat dishes that day were pork and chicken
But s