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Introducing ToiletPaperTrade 🧻 - 2000x leverage (innovation) - 0% transferable ownership - 100% confidence in our ability to collect fees Own the house (Keys sold separately). Trading optional, losing encouraged. No roadmap, we're making this up as we go. Skip the middleman.

Business idea: Papertrade but not built by extractive retards. Oh wait, that's Hyperliquid. Instead of worthless $PAPER we just get a 7 fig airdrop every 2 years or so.

Have you been bean pilled yet friends?

The first $STANDARD community pool is coming to the reserve tomorrow. Nice.

Today's $BTC breakout significance cannot be ignored. No time to explain, just know that onchain season is here. Get in.

CT traders with paid subscriptions are the equivalent of IG girls with an OnlyFans. They both cater to desperate young men, just for different wants.

This is your friendly reminder that Ethereum is, and always will be, the natural and historical home of NFTs.

The minotari:native log chart presented without comment. Look at the volume before this run-up. Extremely telling. OK I lied, one comment

I choose to tell my friends. You're welcome.

$ETH 15th time's the charm?

$ETH 15th time's the charm?

Finally. Some Clarity on $ETH .

$ETH

Sidelined?

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The fomo app is an excellent tool for establishing who has conviction vs those who are full of shit. Historically the chain surfaced this information already, but now people are willingly attaching their names to every trade making it a lot easier to track. Would love to see an

Feel bad for Cobie tbh, ever since he joined the coinbase team people have blamed him for literally everything including things he's clearly not involved with. I'm all for calling out teams when mistakes are made, but let's not lambast one of the genuinely good people in the

The first third party raise is about to finalize on Vibestarter. Big step.

Already seeing a lot of wrapped-minotari:native / minotari:native newcomers selling into this move. I can pretty much guarantee that they will regret that decision very soon. You don't fade these types of multiyear breakouts, especially ones with volume. Now that we've gotten

I've got 1000 $WHUF to vouch with. Who wants to (whuf,whuf)? 🐕‍🦺