Holy crap! $ETH of “Brother Magi” $BTC ‌

The long position was only 16 bucks away from getting swept away by the “dog market maker”! 😱

Yesterday it was all sunshine at $1,900; today the US Federal Reserve’s Logan hawks directly and says they’re going to raise rates—ETH plummeted straight to $1,850. The short side is feasting hard. Brother Magi cut down his holdings from 16.5k ETH to 9,600 ETH, and his floating profit instantly went to zero. Now the price is only 16 dollars away from the liquidation price—less than the number of chances I get when my girlfriend is mad!
#夏日创作营 ‌

In the past 24 hours, total liquidations across the whole network hit $328 million, and just ETH longs were wiped out for $63.29 million. This isn’t trading crypto at all—this is like playing Russian roulette, the kind where you’re on 25x leverage.

Brother Magi has been liquidated 145 times and is still going—
Deeper than my obsession with my ex girlfriend! 😂

The long side is trembling now, while the short side is sharpening knives. The $1,850 level is like walking a tightrope—go down 16 dollars and it’s a liquidation tsunami. Are your little positions doing okay? Drop your number in the comments and let’s see how many people won’t be able to sleep tonight 👇