Where are the people mocking “Yi Zhongtian”? Look at this godforsaken market—are your stocks still doing okay? You argued with that old creep for a year in 25, and after 26 years you’ve been X, yet you still haven’t figured out how important data links are. Just buy Maotai—drink yourself confused, sleep for ten years, and let value investing get you out of the bind. No joke: if you can see the value of baijiu, you’re better than you, who refuses to learn anything and just blindly follows the trend to buy tech.