Ha, this chart makes people want to sigh, right? The main force loves this kind of “repeated kneading” playbook—no matter what, they just want to wear you down until you’re out of patience, then obediently hand over your blood money at a low position.

Let’s translate it into internet slang: so-called “getting out of a trapped position” is essentially not getting PUA’d by the main force—while you give yourself some psychological self-massage and supplement your position with science.

Since you want the humorous version, here comes the “scumbag ex boyfriend-style de-trapping method”:

1. The main force is a scumbag—don’t fall in love with him. He says “hold on, hold on, and soon it’ll pump,” but you don’t believe it. If he shakes the market, then treat it like he’s performing. If you want to be “mentally clear in human form,” keep your core position to watch his show, and stay ready with your trading-sized position to “harvest his profits.”
2. Doing T is not like licking blood off a knife—it’s “grid-interval motion” of buying low and selling high. Don’t think about eating up in one bite. Near the lower edge of the box (support), pick up some cheap goods; at the upper edge (resistance), casually dump. Making some lunch money is also love—small gains add up, and your cost slowly comes down.
3. Learn “scumbag-style stop-loss”—when the logic breaks (for example, the fundamentals flip), end things decisively and move on to the next one; don’t hang yourself on one tree. When the logic is still intact (industry is doing well), then “cling on and refuse to let go”: keep the core position unmoved, use a small position to trade back and forth on price spreads—main theme: companionship.

One-sentence summary: Don’t go head-to-head with the main force while carrying emotions. Treat getting out of the trap as “playing a level-clearing game.” Every time you do a correct T, you KO one small enemy. Systematic execution + a good mindset—that’s the secret to clearing the game. If you make it through this round of shaking out, you’ll be the final big winner who laughs last.

If you’re trapped deeply, don’t panic either—we’ll do it step by step. First “set off the mines” by sorting the tickets you hold, then “lose some weight” for your account. A recovery will naturally follow. 😉

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