It’s up!! Everything’s up!! A wild surge!!

😭Fam, who gets it?! I just opened my eyes this morning and took one look at$BTC
hitting 63,879, $ETH
1,771, $ZEC
491, gold 4,131—everything’s up, everything’s up🚀!

I rubbed my eyes thinking I’d read it wrong, and then the RSI—one more outrageous than the next—ETH’s RSI(6) blasted to 80.94, while BTC hit 75.8. In normal times, this kind of data would get you called out. But today it just rockets straight off? Dog庄, tell me what you’re exactly trying to do.

Turns out the insiders are negotiating again, then they stop after a few days? And there’s also the Clarity Act news saying the unified version will be released as early as next week, with it submitted for a Senate vote during the week of July 20. But Democratic support isn’t settled yet—the White House and the Democrats are still tearing into each other over the CFTC commissioner. Trump also previously refused to sign another bipartisan bill—this script, I’ve seen it. Every time they say “next week,” it ends up being “next month.”

This kind of surge is too abnormal. Yesterday my girlfriend asked me, “Is the crypto market about to collapse?” I said, “Collapse my ass—everything’s going up.” She said, “Then what about the money you lost yesterday?”—and I went silent.

My take is: if the bill doesn’t get through this month, then next week we might get hit. But if it does pass, then the gains from these past few days might just be an appetizer.

🚀Bulls: The bull market is here—go for it!
🐻Bears: It’s just a lure—wait to buy the dip!
Which side are you on? Tell me in the comments whether you’re long or short—let me see how many people are in the car with me, trembling like crazy today👇