markets turn green again as trump is about to make peace with iran for th 168th time this year:

> trump: iran should have signed the deal i told them to sign
> trump: everyone should immediately evacuate tehran!
> trump: we know exactly where the supreme leader is hiding. we are not going to take him out (kill!), at least not for now
> trump: unconditional surrender! trump: iran wants to make a deal
> trump: i may do it, i may not do it. nobody knows what i'm going to do
> trump: will decide on striking iran within two weeks bombs fordow two days later
> trump: now is the time for peace
> trump: complete and total ceasefire. congratulations world!
> trump: israel, do not drop those bombs. bring your pilots home, now!
> trump: they don't know what the f*** they're doing
> trump: iran's new regime president has just asked the united states for a ceasefire!
> trump: make a deal before it is too late, and there is nothing left of what could become a great country
> trump: open the f—— strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in hell trump: a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again
> trump same day: i agree to suspend the bombing. double sided ceasefire! a big day for world peace
> trump: i expect we will reach a great deal with iran
> trump same interview: i expect to be bombing, because that's a better attitude to go in with
> trump: great progress has been made toward a complete and final agreement
> trump next day: iran will be bombed at a much higher level if they don't agree to a deal
> trump: we're dealing with people that want to make a deal very much
> trump: too soon to think about peace talks nyt reports one-page peace plan being negotiated us strikes iran an hour later
> trump: the strikes were a "love tap"
> trump: iran really wants to make a deal, and it will be a good one for the u.s.a. 60-day ceasefire
> trump: the ceasefire is over. waste of time dealing with them. they're cuckoo
> trump: we will hit iran hard again tonight. i'll give them a little warning trump: not sure i want to make a deal. let's just finish the job
> trump same presser: the war is not restarting, this will end very quickly
> trump: peace talks can continue