🤣🤣🤣I can’t stop laughing, I can’t stop laughing! Bros!



Does Trump’s mouth have a switch? He just finished saying, “Might hit Iran hard again tonight,” and then right after that he says, “Every time we hit, oil prices go up $2, no big deal.” So you’re firing shots while controlling the market at the same time, huh, old man?😷?

Oil prices just went straight through the roof—WTI$CL
Crude surged more than 7% to $75.48, and Brent crude rocketed to above $79.

Oil tanker traffic through the Strait of Hormuz is “basically stalled”—only four ships have passed so far today. Iran is also staying defiant: if you dare to strike again, we’ll shut the strait.

But the most outrageous part is Bitcoin—stocks are down, oil is up, and panic is spreading all over the world,

Bitcoin$BTC
staying put around $62,000 and refusing to leave no matter what!

$ETH
Also hovering around 1730. The bulls are waiting for a breakout, the bears are waiting for a plunge, and the big players are probably sitting back with snacks, watching the show.

Is the Don going to strike tonight or not? Can Bitcoin hold $62,000? Place your bet in the comments 👇
#美终止对伊朗石油制裁豁免
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BTC-2.06%
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TalkingAboutMemeAsTheCoinMakes
· 9h ago
Just go for it 👊
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TalkingAboutMemeAsTheCoinMakes
· 9h ago
Buy the dip entry 😎
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