What are smooth operators like?

1. When meeting poor people, always say money doesn’t matter—happiness is what counts.
2. When meeting women, always say the other person has lost weight and looks even prettier.
3. When meeting men, always call them handsome, call them boss, and talk about making money and beautiful women.
4. When meeting patients, always compliment their good complexion and say they’ll recover soon.
5. When meeting thin people, always say they’re slender, self-disciplined, and full of energy.
6. When meeting fat people, always say they look prosperous, blessed, and don’t look old.
7. When meeting junior staff, praise them for their hard work and dedication, saying they have a bright future.
8. When meeting children, praise them for being smart, polite, and having unlimited potential.
9. When meeting someone with a child, always praise the child for being smart and good-looking.
10. When meeting a woman who doesn’t look particularly striking, praise her for having poise and depth.
11. If your friends and relatives are wealthy, you return home in glory, act in a high-profile way, and integrate resources with each other.