Damn, did Russia coordinate this with the US? Jingzi and Trump just finished a call, and then Russia turns on Iran like that? Bitcoin straight up got wrecked!

🇷🇺 Bros, something big happened on Russia’s side: The State Duma passed a crypto bill with 327 votes, officially listing Bitcoin as property and allowing it for foreign trade settlement!
$NES ‌

Here’s the key point—Russia’s previous scale of using crypto for cross-border trade has already reached $11 billion! This isn’t legislation; it’s giving $1.1 billion of gray-market activity a legit address! Retail investors can only buy 300,000 rubles per year (about $4,000), and only four are allowed: BTC, ETH, USDT, USDC. The bill’s effective date was pushed back from July 1 to September 1.

🇺🇸 Over on Trump’s side, he’s still dragging his feet: The CLARITY bill has been stuck in the Senate for a year. Lawmakers only returned to work on July 13, then took another recess in early August—just a three-week window. But SEC Chairman Atkins is already pushing his own regulatory framework.

📉 Market: US-Iran fight breaks out, $BTC ‌
From 64,500 down to 62,000, down 1.6% in 24 hours;

$ETH ‌
Worse, it slid to 1,734, down 2%. Stablecoins shed $7.7 billion in a week.

I picked up the dip at 62,000 two days ago. Today I check my account, and my girlfriend asks why I’m kneeling and staring at my phone—she says, “Didn’t you say the bottom is in?” I say, “Below the bottom is a cellar, below the cellar is hell, and hell has eighteen levels.” 🤡

Don’t panic, soldiers of the many—Jingzi has already lined up a buyer for you, so what are you afraid of? And don’t laugh, fighter pilots of the fewer—watch out: Jingzi might use a bill to pump the market and blow up your short positions. 💀

Bros, do you think Russia’s bill is a pump signal, or is the good news already exhausted? Roast them in the comments section 👇
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