😡 Wow, boss—look at what you’ve done! You’re such a piece of trash, a jerk!

You just signed a ceasefire agreement with Iran and then tore it up on the spot—oil immediately surged 3%, and US stock futures all panicked. Nasdaq futures fell 1.5% to a four-week low.

You’re here slamming the table because it feels good, then wiping your mouth and saying, “I’m a successful trader, and I’m not on the same side as Iran!” Damn it! Crypto bros’ positions exploded right where they stood!

$BTC ‌
Just got stabbed down from the 64,234 peak. RSI is only 36.2—short sellers’ mouths are twitching with crazy glee, while the long side is holding “62,000 dip-buying” and crying in the bathroom. Bro, did you dip-buy? Or are you still stuck up on the mountaintop getting blown by the wind?

$ETH ‌
Falling from 1,800 and breaking below 1,740, BOLL looks like it’s about to stick in another needle down to the 1,724 underwear line. In the past 24 hours, the biggest single liquidation was 7.24 million USD—that’s ETH. Whose “big brother” was it? Raise your hand in the comments so I can feel sorry for you?

$EVAA ‌
: This guy is the main character today! $2.94, up 146% in 24 hours!

Can you believe it?

400 million tokens in trading volume, RSI hitting 87—textbook overbought! Are the brothers chasing the highs now shivering, scared that Trump might tweet something crazy again in the middle of the night?

Big Cake and Ethereum got knocked down by trash-man Trump’s one sentence, but EVA is surging like it’s on drugs. Longs and shorts—nobody sleep tonight. Where this needle gets poked tonight all depends on what Chuanpu—the tweets from tonight—drops.

In the comments, show me your positions—let me see who’s crying and who’s laughing tonight? 👇
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