Being human is so hard. If I could, I’d want to be a French fry.

French fries are very gregarious—if you toss one fry into a pile of fries, you can’t find it anymore;
French fries are very unique—each fry looks pretty much the same, but there are no two fries in the world that are exactly identical;
French fries are an “f-person”—they have strong empathy and are easy to soften;
French fries are very tough—the more you fry them in oil, the harder they get.
French fries are common but not ordinary, gentle yet strong.