Those annoying Mormon freaks knocked on my door yesterday. They said they were from the local Christian center. I politely told them I was not interested, but were insistent and wouldn't take a hint... so I looked them dead in the eyes and said, “The Pentagon does not consider Mormons to be Christians.” and closed the door.


You should have seen the look on their faces.
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