Recently, I've seen everyone talking about token unlock calendars again, discussing as if the world will end tomorrow...

Instead, I want to refocus on something more boring but more critical: what kind of "keys" do your assets really need?
When your funds are not much, a hardware wallet is actually enough—peace of mind, and if lost, you still have the seed phrase as a backup;
When you have an amount that keeps you awake at night, multi-signature isn't too troublesome, at least it won't be the end of the world if a slip-up happens;
Beyond that, or if you're just worried about losing your seed phrase, social recovery is quite suitable, but only if you truly have a few "trustworthy people," otherwise you're just shifting the risk somewhere else.
Honestly, first choose the setup that allows you to sleep well at night.