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Satoshi Nakamoto suddenly appears at Gate Square

Hello everyone! I’m Satoshi Nakamoto. You’ve been searching for me for more than a decade, and you finally “turned yourselves in”! This is my “Genesis post.” And of course, on Pizza Day, I’m not showing up to eat 🍕—I heard Gate Square has a pretty great event, so I came to join in and (take) a (prize).

👉Bitcoin is my most satisfying achievement

Like a father secretly watching his mischievous kids grow up, I watched step by step as Bitcoin somehow became the darling of the global financial world! From those early days as a little code experiment, it transformed into “digital gold,” and even the big shots on Wall Street rushed to get in on it. In the future, the development of Bitcoin will be beyond anything we can imagine. Gold will ultimately be replaced by Bitcoin, and what people check every morning won’t be whether the stock market is up or down, or what the exchange rate of the USD to the local currency is today—it’ll be to see how many points Bitcoin moved after yesterday. Not only on Earth—Bitcoin will also be brought to Mars by a guy named Musk, becoming the universal currency of the universe.

👉Some aspects of Bitcoin’s performance are still too disappointing

Stop mocking Laszlo from back then for using 10,000 Bitcoins to buy two pizzas. At least back then, when paying with Bitcoin, everything was so smooth. Now take a look at everyday life: want to buy a cup of coffee with Bitcoin? Haha—the transaction fee is more expensive than the coffee beans, and the confirmation time is so slow your coffee can cool down before it’s confirmed! Is this really the convenient, fast, cross-border payment “magic tool” we’ve been chasing? Worse, mining pools band together like a digital-age cartel, and exchanges are more monopolistic than even medieval banks—where’s the decentralization we promised? This is basically using my white paper like toilet paper!

👉The Lightning Network is a good thing

These innovations from the Lightning Network are promising indeed, swiftly solving the problems of slow transactions and high fees, finally giving everyday payments something to look forward to. This is absolutely a shining highlight of technological progress—like installing a Tesla engine into an old car! But friends in the community, don’t just drop likes and shares and float away—there need to be more innovations like this! We have to focus on practical things: improve usability so transfers aren’t slower than a snail; strengthen privacy so transaction records don’t end up “naked” like an open diary; optimize scalability so the network doesn’t get clogged up like a Spring Festival train station. Remember: any signs of centralization must be treated with caution. Bitcoin isn’t about building a new empire—it’s about tearing down old walls. Guard this freedom. And don’t forget why I coded back then: it wasn’t to build a digital gold bar museum, but to help everyone truly spend money “peer-to-peer,” flowing smoothly.

👉Lambs, stop using my great creation as a gambling tool!

Finally, I’ve got to talk about those lambs who spend every day obsessing over “shorting and going long.” Do you remember what your original intention was when you first came to understand and get involved with Bitcoin? Even if it wasn’t because you wanted to take part in some grand financial revolution—it’s still because you believe in its long-term value, right? Then why are you letting the coins you hold get fewer and fewer in a gambler’s game? What’s our original intention? To let everyone be the boss of their own bank—kicking out those greedy institutional hegemonies—rather than playing heartbeat games in candlestick charts!

Alright, I’m Satoshi Nakamoto. You’ll never find me. And my self-sacrifice of living under an assumed identity—my anonymity—is my biggest contribution to the Bitcoin digital ecosystem.