You know what's absolutely wild? Epstein didn't just flex yachts like everyone else in that era—dude actually had a private submarine for taking celebrity scientists on field trips. And Stephen Hawking actually went on one of those trips. Like, imagine being one of the world's greatest minds and getting invited to explore the ocean depths in a Bond villain's submarine. The early 2000s really were something else, weren't they? The whole thing reads like a fever dream written by someone who had way too much caffeine. Anyway, $DENT and $HOT holders probably weren't even thinking about this kind of absurdity back then.