My "Pizza-Level" FOMO Story 🍕

In 2013, I just started college and heard about something called Bitcoin that went from a few cents to hundreds of dollars. My roommate encouraged me to buy a little, saying it was "digital gold." I researched all night and thought this thing was too虚幻, better to buy two pounds of real gold to wear on my wrist. So I spent all my saved 2000 yuan of living expenses on physical gold jewelry—a gold chain, which looked pretty shiny when worn.

As a result, that chain was later stolen, but Bitcoin rose to $60k. Looking back now, I not only missed out, but I didn't even get the chance to be a "human wallet."

Meme Brainstorm: Pizza Economics

If that programmer back then hadn’t bought pizza, but instead bought two frozen pizzas and stored them until today—he would find that the frozen pizzas have long expired, but Bitcoin is still Bitcoin. So the conclusion is: pizza can expire, but consensus won't. (A rotting pizza with a moon next to it, with the BTC logo printed on the moon)

Trading Perspective: Pizza Day Short-term Strategy

From historical data, around Pizza Day each year, BTC often experiences a "holiday sentiment rebound"—everyone buys in to commemorate the brother who "lost a hundred million." This year, with ETF inflows continuing, suggested: lightly hold long positions up to around 65,000 for profit-taking, with a stop-loss set at 61,500. But be careful not to be too greedy; after all, Pizza Guy has already shown us what the opposite of "long-term holding" looks like.

Brainstorm Time: If I Could Travel Back

I would never stop him from buying pizza—because that transaction was Bitcoin’s "Genesis Purchase." I would just tell him: Bro, after buying the pizza, transfer your remaining coins to my wallet, and I’ll keep them safe for you. Then, at the 2021 high, I’d sell half, and hold the rest until 2025... Unfortunately, in a time-travel script, the hardest part is never buying coins, but holding onto them. Over these years, exchanges have collapsed, hard drives lost, passwords forgotten—only those who HODL to today are truly chosen.

Finally, I leave everyone with a phrase: Don’t cry over missed pizza; the next pizza might be baking in the oven. 🍕🚀#Gate广场披萨节