If Pizza Guy traveled back to today, his first act might not be crying, but deleting Twitter

Every year on BTC Pizza Day, the crypto world officially enters "Global Heartbreak Day."
Because 14 years ago, someone bought two pizzas with 10,000 BTC.
And today, that money is enough to buy a yacht, buy a team, buy skyscrapers, or even casually acquire a small bank.
Many people like to joke about Pizza Guy:
"Bro, you're not eating pizza, you're eating the future."
But think carefully, without that transaction, Bitcoin might never have reached today.
Because what is the most important thing about currency?
It's not the price, but circulation.
If no one ever uses BTC, it’s just electronic collectible cards on a forum.
And those two pizzas first made the world realize:
"Wow, BTC can actually buy things."
That is the true historical significance.
But the funniest part is, now the entire crypto community is starting to study "Pizza Finance."
Someone calculated:
One bite of pizza ≈ several million dollars;
One piece of cheese ≈ a Ferrari;
One crust edge ≈ a person's ten-year salary.
This has caused many veteran investors to start PTSD when they see pizza.
But even more interesting is that this year's Pizza Day market sentiment is very delicate.
BTC just experienced a correction, and many are beginning to doubt if the bull market is over.
And history always repeats itself:
Whenever the market panics, BTC reminds everyone again—its greatest skill is "repeated face-slapping."
In the past 14 years, Bitcoin has gone through countless "deaths":
Mt. Gox collapse;
94% crash;
Chinese ban;
FTX explosion;
ETF controversy.
But it always manages to get back up.
Why?
Because BTC's strongest point is not technology, but consensus.
And the biggest feature of consensus is:
Once formed, it’s hard to truly disappear.
So what Pizza Day truly commemorates is not just the "wealth myth."
It’s more like a reminder to everyone:
Great things, at first glance, seem absurd.
Just like 14 years ago, no one would have thought that a pizza would become the most legendary dinner in financial history. #Gate广场披萨节