My Buddy decided to marry his long-time girlfriend.

One evening, about a month after the honeymoon, he was out in the garage cleaning and straightening his golf clubs and bag, taking imaginary swings, and thinking about shots made and missed.
His new Bride quietly appeared at the garage door, watched her new Husband as he was in his element and tinkering for a bit, and then offered, “You know, Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married, maybe it's time for you to quit golfing. You spend so much time on the golf course every weekend. I’m sure you could sell your clubs and all of this equipment for a really great price. What do you think?”
He got a horrified look on his flushed face.
His wife said, “Darling, what's wrong?”
He shook his head, looked her straight in the face, and said, “For a minute there, you sounded like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!” she screamed, “I didn't know you were married before!”
He gave her a pointed look and quickly remarked, “I wasn't!”