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Damn!!! Today is the first day I heard of a industry chain called 崩老头😂😂
Just saw a post about a post-00s young girl making hundreds of yuan a day by crashing three old men, hilarious.
"Brother~ Are you tired from work today? I miss you so much~" After bombarding with good morning and good night messages, she directly says, "My phone is about to run out of battery, brother, top up 20 yuan for phone credit~" The uncle happily turns away, thinking he's finally found true love!
Over there, the young girl pulls up Excel: Fat Sheep No.1, Slaughtered No.7... earning over ten thousand a month, a thousand times more enjoyable than 996!
This industry chain is too outrageous, selling training tutorials for thousands, teaching how to precisely exploit middle-aged lonely uncles! Wake up! That’s not a girlfriend, that’s a mobile ATM!!!
The key is, the emotional value you get might come from a big foot-licking man behind the phone😉
By the way, the post-00s young girl is so impressive, way better than us working oxen.