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$BTC 💥Bitcoin news from the Middle East: Who am I? Where am I? Who is fighting whom?
Sending 20 “big news” posts a day, and after finishing, it’s all just acting
After reading today’s Middle East news, mainstream cryptocurrencies are collectively confused—
BTC staring at the candlestick chart, ETH holding the phone, just couldn’t understand:
Is it fighting, or negotiating? 🤯
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📡 News mashup, messier than social media circles
· Iran says: shot down a US military drone
US military says: we were just defending ourselves
· Trump posts a picture: “Six weeks to settle” the war duration
Looks just like gym check-ins
· Ceasefire negotiations?
Iran: no response yet
Switzerland, Pakistan: we’ll host!
· Oil tankers passing through straits need to declare new regulations
But who is blocking whom? Who is fighting whom? Who is negotiating with whom?
Every piece is “breaking news just happened,” combined into a scattered plot
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🤷♂️ Above calls for sanctions, below secretly negotiating
Fighting on one side, saying “no escalation” on the other
How is Bitcoin supposed to hedge risks?
The script isn’t even clear,
Dog whales dare not pump 🐶📉
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🧠 Conclusion
Frequency of geopolitical updates > social media circles
Logical clarity < 0
Don’t even mention retail investors,
Mainstream coin whales will get EMO even after seeing this 😵💫
$ETH