Worked as a male model in nightclubs for two years, let me tell you something you girls don't know.

Customers think we're being taken advantage of and suffering? Actually, we have a secret code.
Touching the thigh is "A", touching the stomach is "B", touching the chest is "C".
It's not letters, it's a drink menu. A is Chivas, B is Martell, C is Royal Salute.
Where you touch, that's the drink we serve. The harder you touch, the more we earn.
The most frightening are not perverts, but those who don't touch or drink, just chat.