🤣The yellow-haired guy wants to short the crypto market, while Persia wants to go long on crude oil? In the end, both of them crashed!

The U.S. defense secretary first said, “Trump doesn’t need congressional approval to go to war with Iran,” and Iran immediately followed with, “The strait has been closed, and the two countries are still at war.” It’s all so explosive—but the market just didn’t buy it at all.

Mainstream cryptocurrencies like BTC, ETH, DOGE, and others didn’t drop; they actually rose, blowing up the yellow-haired guy’s plan to short the crypto market.

Meanwhile, Brent crude oil just sat there, unmoved. Persia’s dream of driving up oil prices by blocking the strait also shattered.

The two kept throwing out tough talk back and forth, but the geopolitical standoff still won’t get resolved.

Their mouthy threats were loud enough to shake the sky, but the market was like listening to a comedy show—one side didn’t manage to shake up the price action, the other didn’t pull up oil prices, and all that’s left is an audience munching on sunflower seeds.

Why don’t you two switch lanes and try stand-up comedy instead? 🙄
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