Veteran's Hard Metrics for Bedroom Success

Don't pounce as soon as you enter. First, check the mattress; if it's too soft, it absorbs all the force, and during thrusting, all your strength is wasted, causing terrible back pain. You must choose one with a slight bounce, so each impact hits hard. The bed frame should be firm and sturdy, making it easy to stand and lift your legs onto your shoulders for output.
Four pillows are the minimum. When in missionary position, place two under her hips to instantly achieve the perfect pelvic angle and hit the G-spot directly. Throw away any deflated, sagging pillows early.
Keep the lighting only on the warm yellow bedside lamp. Harsh white ceiling lights kill the mood; in the dim light, sweat reflections are deadly. A full-length mirror facing the bed is a killer—while doing it, watch yourself; the desire to conquer instantly peaks.
The bathroom should have fully transparent glass. Lying on the bed watching her shower, water flowing over her, the heat immediately rises.
Don't rush to pull out after finishing. Hold her for a while; she’ll remember you for ten more minutes.
Final step: draw the curtains tightly, turn off the lights, and use your phone camera to scan the smoke detector, socket outlets, and router directly facing the bed. If you see suspicious red lights, immediately get dressed and leave. Once safety is confirmed, then continue; only then will the experience be wild.