"Trump Playing Tai Chi, Causing Cold Sweats Worldwide"! Our favorite old guy who loves to stir things up is once again demonstrating what "top-level subtext" really means in front of the camera for the whole world! Just now, reporters hurriedly surrounded Trump asking, "Old buddy, is the US-Iran ceasefire off? Are the big guns about to be pulled out again?" Someone else might have been stumped by the question, but who is Trump? He chuckled and gave a divine reply: "I can't say anything about this. If I reveal everything now, you'll be criticizing me in the newspapers for not being smart enough and unworthy of sitting in this presidential chair!"