Thinking we could wait for the Federal Reserve to "print money" and celebrate in June, but wow, the probability of keeping interest rates unchanged actually soared to 95.2%! "The Cold Reality of the Federal Reserve": June's "Iron Buddha" meditation: a 95.2% chance! This shows that the Federal Reserve is now very stable, no matter how the market screams for a cut, they don't even bother to lift an eyelid. Rate cuts? That probability is even lower than finding a private key in the crypto world. July "Playing deaf and mute": by July, the chance of maintaining the status quo still firmly holds at 92.2%. That small spark of a rate cut is now clearly not a spark at all, but just a tiny ember from a dead flashlight. September "Still Cold": even in September, there's still an 86.1% chance of staying put. These old guys are really ruthless, planning to grind down this high interest rate to the very end!