Lol just been scrolling through some crypto jokes and they're actually hilarious. Like, why did the crypto trader turn into a ghost? Dude literally invested in a dead coin and took his savings with him 😂

Also the scariest thing about crypto? Not even market crashes or hacks. It's when you forget the password to a wallet sitting on like a million dollars in Bitcoin. That's actually terrifying now that I think about it.

Oh and apparently vampires won't touch crypto because they can't handle daylight savings. I don't even get that one but it's dumb enough to be funny. These crypto jokes keep getting worse in the best way possible.

But real talk - the skeleton investing in Dogecoin just because he had no backbone and followed the hype? That one hits different. Basically describes half the people in this market 💀 Anyway if you've got any good crypto jokes drop them, these are keeping me entertained while waiting for the next pump.