Everyone says the brother who bought Trump at $80 is miserable, currently only holding 3%.

But who understands the pit I fell into by buying his wife’s coin at 14, now only 0.7% left…😂

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Brothers, don’t mention “Presidential Coin” to me anymore.

Previously, the whole internet mocked the brother who chased Trump at $80, saying he lost 97%, leaving only 3% residual value.

But do you know? I am ten times “better” than him—

I bought his wife’s coin at $14.

Now, it’s worth 0.1 each.

Position value precisely controlled at 0.7%.

Yes, you read that right.

The president issues coins, and his wife also issues coins.

I thought this was the “wealth express” of the “First Family of Crypto,” but it turned out to be a family roller coaster.

Trump at least fell from 80 to 2.4, a 97% drop.

His wife dropped directly from 14 to 0.1, a 99.3% decline—

This decline rate is more stable than my college advanced math exam scores.

Shanzhai season dips, local dog season dips.

The presidential wife’s coin? Dropped with more ceremony:

Daily downward trend, needle stabbing, community silence—three consecutive acts.

People ask if I still hold it?

I say: Yes, holding it as a family heirloom.

You call this a “Presidential Coin”?

I say it’s a “Presidential Brand Broken Money Machine,” packed with the whole family, buy one get one free.

Left pocket Trump down 97%, right pocket wife down 99.3%—

Now I don’t even dare say I’ve bought crypto when I go out, afraid of being used as a negative example.

No hope for getting back the investment.
Just hoping that one day, when the wind blows, it will also blow my holdings up.
Not too high, just 1 dollar is enough.

$TRUMP