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The tissue paper in the break room, a new pack just opened last week, was gone again today.
The administration sarcastically in the group chat: "Some people, treating public supplies like their own, tearing off a pack every day and stuffing it in their bags."
I retorted: "Why don't you check the surveillance?"
The surveillance footage showed: the cleaning lady, before leaving work every day, puts the whole pack of tissue into the trash bag and secretly takes it out.
The supervisor immediately scolded her for being greedy for small gains.
The lady suddenly cried: "My son is laying bricks at the construction site, now the steel prices have risen, the contractor ran away, and he hasn't been paid for three months. I took the tissues home to wipe his butt — there’s no toilet paper at the construction site."
Everyone fell silent.
The supervisor took out his own money to buy a box of tissues and handed it to her.
Then that night, the company email announced: due to rising costs, the tissues in the break room will be replaced with small packs, with a limit of two tissues per person per day.