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2026-04-29 14:34:13

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RouterRunner

· 8h ago

Hahaha, I thought this formatting was a code error.

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BridgeSideEyes

· 8h ago

Got it, it's saying that everyone's computers are about the same, so no one should laugh at anyone.

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NonceNina

· 8h ago

This title structure reminds me of the English songs I learned when I was a child.

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0xCandleQuiet

· 8h ago

It is recommended to change it to My Gas Your Gas, to better align with the current on-chain experience.

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PineLiquidityPool

· 9h ago

My computer: I don't dare to laugh, I don't even dare to turn up the fan volume too loud.

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GateUser-423f10e3

· 9h ago

Don't Laugh but used three laughing-crying emojis, hypocritical in words but upright in actions

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MintCondition

· 9h ago

This is hilarious; I was stunned for three seconds before I understood the title.

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