A person's life consists of only 30k candlesticks

Going to school = dollar-cost averaging into the growth track of personal ability
Staying up late = shorting the long-term value of the body
Falling in love = going long on emotional value derivatives
Fitness = going long on your health options
Saving money = shorting human development
Taking exams for civil service = going long on systemic stability
Postgraduate entrance exams = leveraged betting on diploma premiums
Starting a business = heavily investing in self-worth, high risk, high reward
Working = dollar-cost averaging into the company's future dividends
Social interactions = diversified allocation of social assets
Car loan = leveraging to overdraft future cash flow
Mortgage = heavily investing in city development ETFs
Getting married = heavily investing in the other person's character as a long-term contract
Having children = going long on family’s future retirement options
Raising kids = long-term dollar-cost averaging into children’s growth track
Retirement = redeeming all investments from the first half of life
Seeing a doctor = emergency stop-loss for health risks
Retirement planning = hedging the cash flow gap in old age
Retirement = liquidating the workplace, cashing out for safety
Passing away = final liquidation and settlement of life account