4.26 Light-weight News: Is Trump's recent shooting scare a $TRUMP coin huge loss victim's desperate revenge? The crypto community has already started investigating the "suspect list."

The imagination of the crypto crowd has always been more abstract than candlestick charts. This morning, Trump’s shooting scare flooded the screens again. The first reaction of crypto people was: First, check how much TRUMP coin has recently fallen and who Trump has recently offended.
So, several versions started circulating in the market:
First: $TRUMP ‌ Coin huge loss victim.
Initially thought it was a presidential concept that kept rising, but after buying, realized it was a presidential-level harvest. Eating turtle jelly, emotions blacked out, and they started writing scripts for the world.
Second: Sun Wukong "Brother Sun" hires a hitman.
This one is even more absurd. Sun Wukong sits at home, and a pot falls from the sky. Already took a big hit on $WLFI coin, and now has to bear this black pot? Truly more unjust than Dou E. But he does have a motive for violence, huh 😄
Third: Iranian martyr.
This version belongs to an international political blockbuster, with religious mobilization and revenge narratives. The logic makes sense, but for now, it’s just market imagination.
Fourth: The big boss (Trump) directed and starred in it himself, to boost mid-term elections. The big boss claims, "Only influential, great presidents, will be shot." His supporters believe that the big boss was targeted because he was resisting certain forces.
I vote for Brother Sun. Which one do you think it is? Share your humble opinion in the comments.