My mom is urging me to go on blind dates: “Look at Aunt Wang’s son next door. He just got married last month, and his wife is a doctor.” I said, “That’s pretty good.” My mom then said, “Your Uncle Li’s daughter got engaged last month, and her fiancé is a civil servant.” I said, “That’s not bad either.” My mom got anxious: “So what kind of person do you want to find?” I said, “Someone who doesn’t pressure me about getting married.” My mom was silent for three seconds: “Then you’ll have to wait another twenty-eight years,”