My first night with my new girlfriend. The atmosphere was great, the lights were dim, everything was perfect.

Three seconds later, she asked me, "Is it over?"
I said, "It's over."
She paused for a moment, "Are you... that kind of 'quick finish' type?"
I said, "No, I'm the 'already missing the past before it even starts' type."
She didn't laugh.
I added, "Do you know what the fastest man is like? He's already in memories before he even gets in."